An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her Dear Sarah, What—and I cannot stress this enough—dafuq? That could be the whole letter, as it really captures the essence of the white-hot, slightl...

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Being sentient in October during an election year should qualify as a mental illness

I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit, I whisper to myself as I take a lyft to the gym

“MOM! Did you know you can bury your loved ones in the backyard? That’s legal! Did you know it’s legal to own a flame-thrower?? AND it’s legal to eat your own pets!!!”

And they say YouTube isn’t educational.