Solid

made my husband read this skeet and his face did not change at all

Weird war, where the winner gets skyrocketing gas prices, inflation and market crashes while the loser gets control over 20% of global oil flow.

So that’s what the cats are doing at night.

No remote work fuckers! Remember? Get back in the office.

Photo of two baby goats snuggled together in a large cat bed covered in soft blankets.

As most of you know, we recently took in a baby goat named Janey. She was an emergency intake from a dairy and would have died if we hadn't intervened immediately. But goats are herd animals and we knew it would be best for Janey if she had a friend or two... so please welcome Cornelius and Floyd! 💕

How the fuck is the president and Secretary of State at a UFC fight in Miami while war negotiations affecting the world economy are falling apart.

And I know that MFer isn’t going to try to play golf tomorrow too.

Good.

I don’t care if you’re someone I was gonna vote for…

…a man…a woman…

If you abuse people, bye.

Non-negotiable.

Eric Swalwell loses all 21 of his endorsements from Democratic colleagues in Congress It is a stunning reversal for Swalwell in the 24 hours after he was accused of sexual misconduct.

And that's that.

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Kanninen: "I wish Rs would do the same thing w/ Gonzales. Just 5 days ago there was a story about texts he sent another staffer after previous one killed herself. There's not been calls for him to resign. Anybody, R or D, w/ this kind of serious charge, should focus on their families, not politics"

I'm really sorry for all the SA survivors having to put up with the onslaught of INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW bullshit going around the internet today. I see you, and I know it's traumatizing.

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.”

“Wanna bet?”

The last film I worked FX on was about 20 years ago. I have an awesome career in writing now and I treasure it.

But now and again I see a film and miss is like crazy and wish I’d been a part of it.

Project Hail Mary is that one.

Nice job. Stellar.

Pro-tip for the Swalwell campaign staff now maligning the women accusing their boss of sexual misconduct: it's not worth it. There will be other campaigns and other candidates but there will never be another time that you won't regret behaving this way towards survivors.

A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.

A lifelong fan and I’m finally about to visit Downtown Downer’s Grove!

Can I introduce them to Tony Gonzales by chance?

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

🌕 💛

Yay! This is great.

She’s pissed.

It IS hard to get in but it happens all the time. The longer I’m in it, the more I learn how to craft a career and experience which feels right for me. You will too.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

She refuses to give up. With the help of our team she and weeks of patience this very senior lady is making progress

I wish he’d brought up all this plus the deficit.

They’re like wee pandas

A friend of mine carries toothpicks with paper TRUMP signs attached and sticks them into piles of poop she finds.

Spied this handsome fella grabbing some rays by the bay.