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Trump Administration Live Updates: Navy Secretary Fired Amid Feuds With Military Leaders

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www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Looking forward to stopping by @colbertlateshow.bsky.social one last time. Tune in tonight!

I love the movie previews! Product commercials are a waste of money (in the theater as well as in general).

He needs to check out Bluesky's very handy feed.
(Not that I think he's being truthful.)

Sen. Roger Marshall on the Iranian people: "We're literally starving them. They can't feed themselves very long."

6 years ago today, Trump was threatening to shoot Iranian gunboats out of the sky.

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

Cartoonist: Daniel Medina

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

a man and two women are standing in a kitchen with a sign that says oreo ALT: a man and two women are standing in a kitchen with a sign that says oreo

Soooo much GenX in Friends. 😄
"You and me, let's go right now!"

I thought it might be the Louisiana one, but no, all the way in Ukraine.

"via video message" how many takes will he need? 🙄
Do it live.

People have extremely short memories. I'm not convinced things go blue in November.

Trump set to read Scripture from the Oval Office during 'America Reads the Bible' event starting Sunday The president is set to read 2 Chronicles 7 during the 'America Reads the Bible' event, a passage organizers say was deliberately reserved for him.

Will he be reading from one of his trump bibles with a chyron underneath with info on how to buy one?
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I fucking hate doing this, you guys. I’m gonna be mad all morning. I would be THRILLED to be mentioned in NYT, bc it would result in subscribers and might get me closer to paying my bills! But these mfers just refuse to do the right and normal journalism thing if you aren’t a big outlet.

Many people are asking, so here’s my “why.”

Thank you, Kansas Democrats, for an inspiring Friday evening together.

Weiner's Circle sign that reads: Southside Pope roped the dope

Chicago's Weiners Circle coming in hot
www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/k...

The Pope is soft on crime though.

The $1 million shot that changed sports contests forever Thirty years ago, Don Calhoun got picked to try a three-quarter-court shot during a Bulls game. He made it, sending Michael Jordan and the Bulls into an all-out frenzy because he had won $1 million. O...

Adding to the follow up stories. Interesting how they didn’t want to pay him the money. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

this new series is actually disappointing…

Article shows 1 tweet saying the booth needs an analyst, another saying it needs a color commentator 🤔 🤷‍♀️
Jason is great at both, is he booking the guests? Not every one is going to be Bill Walton level of entertainment. Give the booking duties to somebody with a keener eye for who can engage peeps.

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That trailer screams SNL bit to me 😄

Not loving his wiki page, yet happy he won.
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"Vance" is a useful new verb in the English language, and one consistent with our Latinate heritage.

Compare:

➡️ ADVANCE: To move something forward.
⬅️ VANCE: To cause a situation to decline or devolve.

In a sentence:

"Donald Trump's second term vanced the American economy."

Twitter (sorry), but this guy:
x.com/RobertJMolnar

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

It just dawned on me: if they pass the "Save His Ass Act," it will be easier to buy a gun in America than it is to vote. You need to show less ID to buy a gun than to vote.