A real comedian, ain’t you, Sampo? So funny that I forgot to fudgin’ laugh.

You already did dear Boothill wrong, so I see no problem in givin’ you the darn same, you son of a nice lady. You messed with the wrong ranger.

Oh, I’m about to try ‘em, alright. Once I find you, I’ll shoot ‘em directly into your beady lookin’ eyes.

@sampooo.bsky.social Can’t believe Blueberry Head here scammed me.

Scary, indeed for someone her small age, but mighty impressive. She only learns from the best.

Ha! A strong little lady, she is. Wouldn't doubt it if she was the one who threw 'em in there. That's my girl.

Great. I’ll find you soon, my gun ain’t gonna work itself if it ain’t got those bullets.

Sorry, got ambushed all of a sudden. How ‘bout you squeeze in an extra and we’ll call it a deal?

How many rounds could I snag with 500?

That was you? Well, I’ll be. An ominous lookin’ thing you are, but business is well done with you. Hey, you sell bullets by chance? Any classic nine millimeters?

@sampooo.bsky.social You seem awfully familiar. I reckon our paths have crossed before, just don’t remember where and when.

Mornin’ everyone. Weather looks as gloomy as ever. A real shame.

‘Outta all those darned Coopers, little Miss Missy is my favourite. A gem she is.

Obviously, but it just ain’t the same. Real beauties like those can’t be nameless.

Ain’t that a shame. That just means it’s time to start naming ‘em.

Atta girl! Got my gun locked 'n loaded in case you find yourself in trouble. Holler if you need me.

Snitches get stitches, little girl. Teach that 'Sheldon' a fudgin' lesson!

Y'all wanna hear 'bout my gun collection? Named 'em all, fitting for my prized posessions. 🔫

So forkin' bored. Gonna visit the IPC again real soon.

Uh huh.

You ain't threatening me, are you?

That a problem? Don't tell me I did somethin' wrong, I ain't used to all this internet shtick.

Fudge is that supposed to mean? A mighty strange lookin' word, indeed.

Hey there.