Its my black widow move.

The moment you fall for my wiles my poison ring will make short shrift of you. The last you will see on this planet will be my mink cape swish as I steal your top secret technology...

And a cold, ruthless heart.

Funny, Ive been doing the same...

God- I forgot all about that piece of shit. I had a few run ins with him- thick as a Boxing Day turd.

Yes- i was a little younger there. Ive got more grey now.

Exactly that.

My favourite though is turning off their abilitiy to reply.
I sit and sip my Bloody Mary whilst filing my nails and basking in the warm glow of their unrequited Rumplestiltskin rage.

Dont worry- think a middle aged, yet hot Yorkshire version of Zardoz.
It will work.

Well then we'll have to put jumpers on for an afternoon.

This is sensible.

Saw this on IG.

Fucking BRILLIANT

OMFG! Thankyou!

OMFG

Who IS he? 🤤

People should not have access to a device that can kill in an instant- where every laspse in judgement or stability is irreversibly destructive.
It is ridiculous and insane.

Just saw the below.

YUMMMMMMMMM

What IS it?

Pop me a copy aside for my bedtime reading.

The poor woman.

🤤🐽

I used to do this when i had the land
- it is incredibly rewarding to see these little resiliant creatures come back to life and show their personalities. Chickens are the most abused animal on the planet, thankyou for making a small difference and being a good human.

🤎

@calderdale.bsky.social
Take a leaf from Shropshire Council and clear the Nazi vibes from our towns.

Someone should crash a rocket into his eye...

🤣

The micro-faced, moon-pan-head prick has no room to comment on whos an 'oddball'.

So perfect him walking past an 'enrich' sign.
Fucking prick.
His arteries MUST catch up with him soon- SURELY..?

Wow! You look great!!

Cruel
A.F.

Oh ok then- but i need a bottle of poppers picking up too...
Oh, and a pot noodle.