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Posts by Launchpad McQuack

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

"His job was to make sense of the world, and there were times when he wished that the world would meet him halfway."

1 month ago 684 138 2 7

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

3 weeks ago 1765 471 12 10

Kemi Badenoch describing enforced cultural genocide here.

1 month ago 45 15 5 1

Get this slimy little weasel gone, Labour.

2 months ago 133 32 4 0

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She’d never bought it and seen a little sign that said ‘Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that’.”

3 months ago 488 62 6 5

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

"Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it."

2 months ago 638 129 7 2

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

2 months ago 819 107 15 3

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”

2 months ago 1340 394 9 14
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2 months ago 206 52 18 10
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3 months ago 69 28 1 0

Exciting times all round!

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

disappointed to see some people perpetuate the "socialism means u have to be poor" section of the fascist propaganda handbook by sneering at someone for having nice shoes.

under socialism we can all have nice things

3 months ago 206 50 10 2

Really looking forward to having to prove my sex repeatedly in a restaurant, in the event I want to do something outrageous like order food or go to the lav

4 months ago 522 101 14 6

i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden

4 months ago 713 209 6 2

"FIFA Peace Prize" has about the same level of value and cachet as "McDonalds Oceanic Exploration Award"

4 months ago 434 54 24 1
FIFA Peace Prize 
Several gold hands hold up a globe with their fingertips

FIFA Peace Prize Several gold hands hold up a globe with their fingertips

trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object

4 months ago 544 115 32 17
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Such a great moment

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.

4 months ago 8899 3263 139 154

"Illegal migration is..."

*proceeds to attack every available form of legal migration, missing the whole problem that people who do illegal things don't give a shit how you reconfigure or enforce the legal rules, that's why it's illegal*

5 months ago 1 2 0 0

It's great that AI is giving scammers a way to spray us all with oceans of zero effort dogshit. If the modern world previously had one problem, it was that there wasn't enough zero effort dogshit around.

6 months ago 298 56 7 2
Guy holding posters of Indiana Jones captioned “Professors: Good; Nazis bad”

Guy holding posters of Indiana Jones captioned “Professors: Good; Nazis bad”

I made signs expressing points of disagreement with the government

6 months ago 1190 163 12 7
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Gonna ignore the result and just focus on this madness.. #NUFC

6 months ago 104 14 7 7

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

6 months ago 1130 208 98 30
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FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

6 months ago 2721 384 45 6

🖤 I tried to get tickets, I’m glad it was as lovely as I’d imagined

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

So jealous, how was it?

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Bundesliga experts: Woltemade isn't a targetman

Eddie Howe: I'll decide that

6 months ago 15 2 0 0

This joke was appreciated as much as the VAR decision (greatly)

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Think UEFA sanctions absolutely fucked then this summer

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