microsoft really said “how can I ruin the user experience beyond any possible redeem” when they released the latest outlook desktop app

like they see my results and expect me to have some tips and it’s like… i do crossfit so i don’t plan anything i literally just show up and do whatever they tell me to do

breaks my heart when folks ask me for workout tips 😭

and fred again.. always delivers

love me a dirty bass line 🫦

seeing this the 2nd time is as lovely as the 1st 😮‍💨

siri play “the boy is mine” by brandy & monica 🥰 😁

*at semiannual checkup with the pcp that has just returned from maternity leave*

me: my pelvic floor is quite stable and strong

her: that makes one of us 🥲

😂 🤣 😭

i do when it’s meth ☠️

he’s currently unleashed 😝

thanks sexy 🥵

let’s get you hydrated with some rOOOibos

I had the prescription strength stuff and there was no saving a shirt if I started to sweat into it after applying

17yo me did not have this knowledge and i just remember losing many a aeropostale/ae/a&f shirts to using it in hs ;_;

earl grey, green, or chamomile?

mother of ruining clothes ☠️

when the molly peaks:

me in a towel freshly showered

38 and running late 🎂 ✈️ 🌴 ☀️

biennial shopping spree was overdue

so small

also, bacchus (i find he has a v dionysus energy about him)

the ‘h’ in “preparation h” stands for “hormuz”

apartment complex got their sh*t together (pun intended) and had a plumber out same-day to fix the toilet

i can finally use my restroom in peace

absolutely not

Feels

come over and i will

such humble beginnings

who said that

if i remember correctly bostonites are huge fans of her and never ever get the urge to go full masshole on her bc she’s just so sweet and nice and great 🙃