It’s cranky this morning.

Help, the dust mite is getting closer.

A sighting of the rare Carolina carpet dust mite this morning.

We are so back (we aren’t).

Larry, wyd??

Happy baking!

Claire Saffitz Makes Homemade Bagels | NYT Cooking YouTube video by NYT Cooking

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It’s my go-to, but I usually let boil for 45 seconds each side (instead of 30) and top with Morton flaky salt. Might have to make some today.

Are you using Claire Saffitz’s NYT recipe?

We don’t have to live, or die, like this.

This is not a difficult situation. I'm an extremely lapsed Catholic at best and I have no problem at all choosing the Pope above Trump. One of them is a good and holy man, and the other is a grifting narcissistic vengeful selfish lying rapist. If this is a tough choice for you, look inward.

I hate this.

And tornados…?

Set up a hammock yesterday. I’m guessing it’ll be less than a month before Harley tries to jump in it.

Chicago Pope to Vice President Couch Fucker:

amazon prime during the most crucial moment of the NBA season:

“I NOT CRY U CRY”

Dudes being dudes.

Incredible job Mr. Jeffrey Bezos cutting off the NBA Playoff game with 20 seconds left in overtime. Thank you for your incredible hard work on Amazon Prime Video: The Service That Always Works.

“We saw what Charlotte was able to do” NO WE DIDNT

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES? You are fucking kidding me.

“COBEE GOOD?”

“HAPP YELL??”

🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎

No travel? K.

Kon losing konfidence

“MUCH NOISE”

“Y YELL??”