Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

Hope all is well, have safe travels!

In a nutshell. 😊

I used to work at Home Depot and recognize all these names and reputations.

When B&D merged with Stanley you could see the writing on the wall.

Then DeWalt did their thing and you could hear customers talking about how DeWalt ain’t what it used to be…

Munchausen by Prius

kash patel meeting with his security detail

MrBeast with a rope around his neck attached to a mine "Tied to A Mine in the Strait of Hormuz!"

MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Slate Auto Raises $650M as $25K Electric Pickup Nears Launch The funding should help make sure Slate Auto delivers its first EV truck later this year.

This start up sounds like they have the right idea…made in America. Unfortunately it’s backed by Bezos

www.autoblog.com/electric/sla...

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Four Loko is the official state drink of Florida.

That explains a lot.

I think a big part of the derangement of the average American is that they see people on their phone who are lying about how successful they are, believe that they're telling the truth, and then get mad that they aren't that successful right now.

Someone has to be unhappy. Why not Jeff Bezos and his weird wife?

Calmer than you are

And to think, all Sinéad O'Connor did was tear a picture of the pope in two

My list of retail war stories is extensive. I’ve worked one Black Friday opening too many

Full Frontal

Full Frontal

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands theonion.com/state-department-issues-...

a man wearing headphones watches a football game between indiana and iowa ALT: a man wearing headphones watches a football game between indiana and iowa

Chris Ballard #Colts

Built by a Southerner who got tired of waiting for honest EV coverage. | Jason Powers Excited to announce my side project focused on launching a southeast site dedicated to all things EV. This platform will feature: - Reviews on EVs, chargers, dealerships, and service - Road trip stor...

"Most EV media is written for California. ChargeSouth exists for the rest of us — the folks in Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Texas trying to figure out if an EV actually works for their life, their commute, and their roads."

Heck yes. Looking forward to this. 🔌💡🚗
www.linkedin.com/posts/jason-...

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

Looking forward to TACO Tuesday.