Jack, do you know why the caravan is still cow-themed from a previous series instead of updated for the new theme? #Taskmaster

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Pelican crossing lights daubed with the St George cross have been turned, by today's biggest hero, into what looks like slices of Battenberg cake.

Someone's found the perfect response:

Had a date with an old school friend and his ex turned up… asked her why she was there when he went to the toilet. She said she was about to tell him she was a lesbian and that’s why they’d split up. I went home.

behold: a woman

Rumours!

an underrated part of children's discos is when "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen comes on and all the parents start singing along, forgetting that at one point in the second verse the song will require them to yell "I'M A SEX MACHINE" at a group of four year olds

This pizza was gigantic and delicious. Lovely afternoon date this week! 🍕

Summer solstice today and I get to watch one of my oldest, best friends get married. What a day ☀️

a group of young men are walking and one of them is holding a soccer ball and the caption says i 'm hot ALT: a group of young men are walking and one of them is holding a soccer ball and the caption says i 'm hot

Attempting to use #BlueSky properly like I used to use Twitter. Today’s exciting thoughts: it’s too hot.

A shame if not!

Are #JeffandElaine not coming to Blue Sky?!

Cassie you should share your artist of the week as well which was the highlight of my last couple of years of full time teaching! 🎵

Oh I LOVE this song 🧡

Deadpool was SO good…!

Hello 👋🏻 always nice to join a new platform! #bluesky