Has anyone ever noticed that playoff hockey is just … different?

#LetsGoPens

Really not a fan of the Penguins yellow sweaters.

#LetsGoPens

It’s a great day for hockey.

How many breakaways are the Penguins going to give up?! Thank Stu we’re still in this game.

#LetsGoPens

Should be losing by 4 instead of 1.

GENO!!!!

Let’s. Go. Pens.

#LetsGoPens

Penguins literally running over each other. Come on! #LetsGoPens

It’s a great day for hockey.

#LetsGoPens

That’s not a good heat map.

#NHLplayoffs

Tkachuk is a loser.

I don’t know if they’re *all* bangers.

(Voice over: “They are not.”)

This Carolina Hurricanes jersey (sweater) is their best.

Gritty is a good mascot. He’s not “fought Jean-Claude Van Damme in a movie” good, but he’ll do.

Found in a bathroom at a pizza place.

#Penguins game is 12:30 today. But is puck drop 12:35-ish? Or 1:05-ish? Too often (for network broadcasts especially), the time is when the broadcast starts. Can anyone confirm puck drop time?

Google, shockingly, is flat-out wrong.

Rated R, apparently, for “nonstop action violence.”

Van Damme and Rodman!!

Snow days were made for films like this!

#DoubleTeam

Credit USA team for keeping Gaudreau’s memory alive.

#olympics

Most disappointing player: Marchand

Most disappointing play: MacKinnon missing wide-open net.

Most phenomenal player: Hellebuyck

Most unfortunate: 3-on-3 play to decide the winner.

#Olympics

This has got to be killing Sid.

#olympics

All right. Down to the next four minutes.

#olympics

Cannot believe Mackinnon missed.

#olympics

I think they’re kind of co-favorites entering this Olympics. Both sides desperately want to win, and it’s no sure thing.

US winning gold for the first time in 46 years and doing it over Canada would be a big deal.

Canada winning would probably be a bit of sour grapes: “well, of course they did.”

“Greatest Canadian of all time, no doubt about it” — announcer referring to Gretzky.

Huh?

#olympics

If this goes to that 3-on-3 garbage, it’s going to be a travesty.

#olympics

SUPER quick whistle favors the USA on that 5-on-3

#olympics

They’re rivals because they’re the two best. Canada historically so, USA more recently. So USA wants to prove they’re the new top of the heap, while Canada wants to keep the upstarts down. Canada has won golds recently, while USA hasn’t had gold since 1980.

Marchand playing like garbage. #Olympics

“We’ll take you from that UNESCO World Heritage site to Crytpo-dot-com arena” which will host gymnastics in the 2028 #Olympics …

Modern America in a nutshell.

Folks loving on the Tkachuks need to realize there’s a reason Auston Matthews is the team captain. #olympics