a little girl is screaming with her mouth open and the words `` how rude '' above her . ALT: a little girl is screaming with her mouth open and the words `` how rude '' above her .

😂😂😂

My parents definitely give me the side eye some days 😂

Exactly! Like, can't judge me today. It's a holiday! Excess is expected!!

People can go back to judging me tomorrow 🙂‍↕️

Happy 420! You have no idea how many hits I took before I realized I still hadn't managed to hit record. It's Mesozoic Monday over on my Storytime stream tonight (in an hour). I was already going to be stoned while wearing this mask, and reading a chapter of 'The Lost World'

Enjoy the sunset 🖤

There most definitely are 😁
It'd be weird moving back to that area, but without my sister and with my parents instead....

Worry not! I have zero plans to go to Indiana. I really need forests, and Utah is the only place that I'll give that up for because it comes with different tradeoffs nowhere else has. But Utah is still the "last possible option" plan, in my book

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I complain, and it ends 🤣

That sounds lovely! I'm currently sitting at 30° and overcast. At the very least the snow part seems to be over.

If the snowing would stop, it would be a perfectly lovely day ☺️🖤🖤

Happy 420!!!! I hope the day is treating you well 🖤

Thank you!

You should get to work on catching up to the day!!🤣🤣

Amazing what a little bleaching torture can coax out of the follicles 😂😂😂

Great, isn't it? 😑

a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers . ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

Thank you 🥰

I say "natural" blonde, because he wanted it the blonde I was as a child when it was practically transparent it was so light. He didn't want the mousey color it turned after I hit puberty. That, apparently, wasn't my "natural" shade 😑

OMG. My soon to be SIL was a cosmo and she sat me down and told me how many sessions and how many weeks it was going to take to do it proper. The final bleach and color balance was the morning of my wedding. My ex didn't want brunette as a compromise, btw. I had to go my full "natural" blonde.

Hooray!! Any win is worth celebrating! Especially today 😶‍🌫️🖤🥳

Yay sprinklers!! I hope they work!!

Woot!! And thank you 🥰🖤🖤

Me all day 😶‍🌫️

It really wants to celebrate today 😂

I was prepared with my pink backup because I knew my chances of messing up the silver was HIGH 🤣

I did black the day before I met my ex, who wanted me blonde by our wedding 6 months later. I learned 2 lessons. 1st, black SUCKS to get out. 2nd, don't let anybody tell you what to do with your hair.

So, the plan was to go silver grey with rainbow highlights at the middle-part line. I used to do something similar, but with blonde instead of grey. But since I couldn't get all the blue out, I went with pink, with purplish ends, as it's my usual "oh shit it's still blue" technique 🤣

A woman stands in the light. Her hair is pink, approximately 10 inches long, and looks like she walked through a tornado.

Bedhead says, "Happy 420! It's time to get high, babes!"

You know what to do.

Thank you 😊🖤

Pink has always been my favorite for my hair 😊🖤

Had extra time before my reading stream tonight (starting in 15 minutes) and felt pretty for the first time in ages, so here's some New Hair Happies!

(There will be significantly less cleavage and significantly more mispronunciations on my stream)

Thank you 😊🖤

They made the dye smell like bubble gum!! I'm never using this brand again. 30 minutes smelling like a wad of ABC Gum.