I really want the gay onion info wars tote bag…

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Better at the game than everyone else

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Gender piracy

ohmygod I’m gonna cry I wanna give kitti a hug

My friend thinks @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov beats me in a mario kart wii race. any time any place mamdani, i’ll win (again, specifically only in mario kart wii for the nintendo wii)

Smudge, teeth bared and eyes rolled back into his skull. Is he yawning? Or is he an ACTUAL DEMON? Probably, yawning. Probably.

Smudge, a perfectly normal cat who is absolutely not here to consume your soul

Legalize using bazookas on transphobes

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

i wanna do this with Jumper when I get mine!!

windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help

is it just me or does heater look fuckin zooted in this pic

K-9 would bite a TERF

arcanine and bulbasaur ko-fi request!

Guy who is a good guy and a good friend of mine

corruption spread is the worst thing in terraria and nothing can change my mind about that

guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house

ウオオ2/22なぞ今日みたいなもの！
今年のと2024の🐾🐾🐾

overworld update

just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen

a real bluesky user would go “ermmmmm you really should’ve gotten rid of those 2 years ago… good job I guess…”

but fr this is very good and cool good job woohoo! :)

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender

Everytime you report this Blåhaj a transphobe dies.

gm

HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?