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Posts by Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Manipulator of

OF COURSE!

10 months ago 20 0 0 0
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The boys climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn (@aimeemann.bsky.social), the magical crow, life's most important questions. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

10 months ago 86 5 1 1

Fuck this guy.

10 months ago 61 5 0 0

I remember this. ‘Twas when I split in twain to ride two bears. But then one of me forgot his staff. Idiot.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

Thank thy cat for joining mine quest to DEFEAT EVIL!

1 year ago 40 0 1 0

Oooooh. I like how inscrutable this is!

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

You too?!

1 year ago 32 0 0 0

Teach me Earth spells. Starting … NOW!

1 year ago 46 2 18 0

Invite it in. Tell it a false name and then offer it a single purple potato. If you don’t burst into flames, you’ll know it’s a real starling and not a demon who wishes to steal your eyes. If you do burst into flames, demon still can’t get your eyes. WIN-WIN!

1 year ago 49 1 3 0
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Is @usidore.bsky.social Mr. Blue Sky? He does love their branding. Listen to the rest of the episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

1 year ago 37 2 0 0

I love birds!

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

@usidore.bsky.social Hello, is this the real Usidore? What's your favorite color? Only the real Usidore would know that.

1 year ago 19 1 2 0

AND HOW DARE THEE QUESTION THE AUTHENTICITY OF, I, USIDORE THE BLUE? Thank you for listening.

1 year ago 22 0 2 0

No.

1 year ago 4 0 0 1

In truth, I have many favorite colors: azure, navy, cerulean, cobalt, sapphire, turquoise, teal, beryl, midnight, peacock, indigo, sky, aquamarine, spruce, arctic, baby, cornflower, and other shades and hues that shall ne’er pass o’er mine lips.

1 year ago 25 0 1 0
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May the birds fly free for e'ermore in this BLUESKY!

1 year ago 134 7 8 1