I really need coffee but my husband bought nasty coffee I don’t like forcing me to go to Starbucks or Dunkin

It is what it is 🫠

Never underestimate what a thank you and “i really appreciate you”. Means to someone.

Having one of those days where I can hear myself being a bitch and I just can’t stop lol

My last job would like randomly call us on teams when we wfh so I was always stressed to be like anywhere but at my desk but my team at my new job is a no cameras team so im gonna go plop my ass in front of the tv for this last hour

Would love my own home haha

Doing a full Vanderpump rewatch and these early years truly were golden

Idk how yall do elf on the shelf it looks miserable

The problem with hosting is then I immediately have to buy more decorative things for the house so people see how festive and fun I am lol

Oh that’s what I want

I found a small spider on me and now I am convinced they are all over my body and I am losing my mind

Holy crap the spreadsheet I was working on today literally took me all fucking day I am so ready to slam this laptop shut haha

Snowy football games hit different

Like truly what a queen haha

Lindsay Lohan saying she never had to audition for anything after the Parent Trap is iconic behavior

It’s too bad millennials will never be able to retire because I think we’d all actually love retirement homes

No I’m not the oneeeee

3LW was such a vibe

My work bathroom has the worst lighting and it’s not great for my mental health lol

Potential friends or nah ? Lol

I desperately need a nap idk why this week has been crushing me so hard

The struggle of being a swiftie is I can’t decide if Taylor’s wearing a lot of plaid just cuz that’s her mood or if it’s an Easter egg

Damn was hoping for something exciting for ya !

I feel like if you get botox or fillers, you shouldn’t get to be anti-vax or against legalization of weed.

Feels hah

Could you be like up for a promotion ?

I thought I was just like being crazy and this guy I work with got in behind me and he’s like does it ever freak you out that it’s just open … lol

In my office building whenever I come into the lobby one of the elevator doors is always already open and idk why but it freaks me out I’m like do I get in … 😂

Internets down at work so can I just go wfh ….