Genuinely inspiring. This is fucking awesome.

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The Pastor watches About Schmidt weekly

I have a FB account for my job and the fact anybody goes on that website for free is insane to me.

The new dad bounce is real in like every sport. (Shame about the entirety of the rest of the franchise tho)

Who’s listening in 2026?,,,,,

It took him some time to settle but holy shit Milos Kerkez is a BALLER

#LFC

Pastor Solomon is the preeminent philosopher of our time and I’m only half kidding

Must have been the visit from Matip over the weekend

On an unrelated note, #LFC finished 5th in the Premier League in 04/05. Just putting that out there (one good game has made me delusional)

#LFC is making me feel joy. What is happening???

.....we didn't start the fire

The rest of the league on their knees, begging Liverpool to get top four and they just refuse to finish a game competently.

Most frustrating team I’ve ever watched.

#LFC #YNWA

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Rashan Gary cap hits the next two seasons:

• $28 million in 2026
• $31 million in 2027

Micah Parsons:

• $19 million in 2026
• $26 million in 2027

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Getting a 4th for Gary in addition to the cap savings is pretty much maximizing what was possible to get for him. Gutey cookin’

#GoPackGo

I refuse to believe anybody has ever been better at driving a car than Max Verstappen.

Ok, F1 might have cooked here

Seems fine

Luis Suarez in the background fucking threw me for a loop.

Not sure how Slot comes back from this. I’ve been hesitant to call for his head, but man.

#LFC #YNWA

I once saw Everclear with a then-unheard-of Nickelback as the opening act.

Controversial take: it would be nice if things weren’t so bad all the time

This is how my ancestors Americanized their name I guess

I don't disagree with you and I enjoy Armageddon if that helps 🤣