np! lmk if u need any help

open the fic with calibre and go into edit metadata, then add cover. the cover should be a 1.6:1 dimension (HxW)

this is lovely thank u. personally i think i have freakishly big hands LMAO

only the best 🥰

girls, i’ve been influenced.

broke: enjoying dramione because u love draco

woke: enjoying dramione because u love hermione

bespoke: enjoying dramione bc u detest draco and want to see him SUFFERING, YEARNING, dragged to the pits of hell and clawing his way back to hermione bc whom is he, without her? 🤌

a mexican telenovela with dramatic cuts and theme music

how that entire day felt on dhrtwt

my intentions were to start a witch hunt and have the guilty one publicly burned at stake, absolutely

the fact that my name was found in jeffrey epstein’s little black book and i was photographed with ghislaine maxwell but still came back from that scandal? groundbreaking.

i should’ve been de-platformed and run out of town for it

i don’t think anyone cancelled me over that but i feel as if i should be publicly executed á là shirley jackson’s the lottery because what in god’s fucking name. i’m still in disbelief.

don’t let this new platform new me nonsense distract u from the fact twitter user hellvwng once publicly accused someone of using AI to write their drabble, and it was later revealed they were the original author reposting their work, returned from an 11 year hiatus to rejoin fandom.

i just love buying shit … i just love Things™

except if u have ever wronged me i will in fact remember until my dying days. i will never forget. i am like a crow (brain the size of a pea, loud cawing, associated with the word “murder” and enjoyer of garbage)

i want to thank everyone who maintains the same profile pic/header/username across platforms because my fucking god i have dogshit memory and digital face-blindness

POST A FLAT LAY

if i have to make another social media platform i am going to kill myself in front of u to change the trajectory of ur life forever