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…are we deadass rn

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having a multitude of unpopular opinions is a burden that i must carry 😔

“with your bone structure, you’d be a pretty drag queen, but you’d have a meaty tuck”

oh !

it impresses me how often amazon (a multi trillion dollar company) manages to fuck up on such a consistent basis on the most bare minimum tasks

chungus shake time 😔

guys you’ll never guess what happened…

took this while tipsy at a winery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

smash

really hoping my work trip to atlanta gets canceled lol

por que no los dos

cobrah and slayyyter tix secured iktr

slayyyter making me feel rabid

the stripped version is so good too

made homemade ramen, and also a second degree burn! (not a joke)

bent over rows sucked, but we made it

fucking hate bent over rows

holy fuck alaska airlines app is so trash

omg this almost happened to me a week ago

kali uchis makes me feel sexy asf

need more jewelry 😵‍💫😵‍💫

the variety?? the micronutrients?? The fiber?? what’s not to love ‼️

adds to my list why houston is better 🤷‍♂️

DFW try to not be the worst fucking airport challenge

another irk: when people say “i make over six figures”

snap seems to like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

now expected to arrive when i’m out of town next week…oh UPS when i find you…

convinced expedited shipping is a goddamn myth…it’s NEVER on time

the redesign of the x3 and q3 is worthy of criminal prosecution imo…