I'm sorry, I couldn't find my top.

Currently I am in a financial emergency:

During a move my car was broken into (twice) losing 95% of everything I own

Essentially now I have no money and need to raise hundreds in order to have a place to sleep.

If you or anyone you know would be willing to offer aid, my Venmo is @CovertMuffin

That underwater section may actually be the lowest point of the classic core games & I dread it every time, so no actual judgment here 😂

Screenshot of an underwater ruin in Tomb Raider 3 Remastered. Lara is visible swimming in the right of the image. Several underwater passages are visible in the background. This level is dogshit bro

Screenshot of Tomb Raider 3 Remastered showing the level complete screen for Lud's Gate. Joey has found 59 of 59 pickups which is only achievable using a ridiculous glitch that lets you fly an underwater submersible through the air.

Do you get all the pickups in Lud's Gate or are you a fake tomb raider fan

Holy shit, it's incredible. Amazing work

why did bluesky show my tits to everyone on the internet I'm just some nerd with like 100 followers lol

Two fitting room selfies, one in a gray polo and one shirtless. I haven't shaved in a week and my beard is all peppery

:)

Reposting with alt text

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Screenshot of Tomodachi Life in which a Mii version of Joey is saying "Best day ever! Sclurp and I are now friends! And it's all thanks to the power of gator wrangler dick!"

@sclurp.bsky.social
😭😭😭
🐊

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

“Kraken, as Seen by the Eye of Imagination”, woodcut by Edgar Etherington from the book “Monsters of the Sea, Legendary and Authentic”, 1887. It depicts a giant octopus seizing a ship.

You and me, with the ocean a memory,
will be linked by what I left you when you feel it wake.
I may die, but I passed on a hunger that survives--
thus I endure despite my dispersal in the tide.

These are the types of motherfkers to show up in Elden Ring and be like: Tarnished one, thoust bears witness to all that remains of the Begrudgeon. Our blood, though tainted now, was once vestige to the nobility of Limgrave. (Whispering) Prepare to meet your eternal living death.

HE IS RISEN! 🙏✝️😇

Whoopsie!
#ResidentEvil #Capcom #TwitchStreamer

The second I finished the main quest lines, I fell off with Pokopia HARD. The terrible inventory, small stack sizes, tiny storage solutions that aren't shared between its multiple loading-screen separated areas make getting ANYTHING done such a slog. Fix that & the game would be top-tier

Manifesting an extremely satisfying and restful nap at some point in your future

AI COULD NEVER

Screenshot of Pokopia showing a completed stamp card featuring four rare Pokémon

Can't relate; I'm still riding that first week high
Looking forward to 5 rattatas in a row next week though

Playing a game with DLSS 5 and every time you point the camera at your character it shows you a different 2016 instagram baddie.... lmao

Monthly check-in

Screenshot from Diablo 2: Resurrected, showing a Jah Rune in a player's inventory. When combined with another rare rune, Ber, it makes an armor called Enigma which allows any character to teleport at will.

Diablo 2 has been my brain-off comfort game for a while, but my ass has been fully hooked since they surprise dropped the new update. Got an absolutely GG drop yesterday in my first ever Jah rune. Halfway to my first SSF Enigma.

Photo of my cat Lola sitting in a chair at the counter. She always parks here and watches what I'm doing whenever I'm in the kitchen.

"I hope we're having scalloped potatoes"

finally getting my lobotomy in the Marvel™ exam room

🔴LIVE NOW🔴
A cosy night of Sunday RP. My character has been having the most awkward scenes with his ex boyfriend's new girlfriend, theres gang drama, new romance. Its all a lotta fun
twitch.tv/sclurp 👈✨️

Selfie of Robert and Joey holding three plush toys. They're in an arcade, and in the background you can see two rows of claw machines. Robert won his lizard cat on the first try!

An auspicious morning 🐈‍⬛ 🐇 🐈
@magnetkelectrk.bsky.social

Live now to level a new D2 warlock and do a couple attempts at UBERS later for my first time EVER:
⚔️ www.twitch.tv/joeythegamer 🏹

Bathroom selfie of Joey in a green sweater. Toilets are visible in the background. Just a little peepee boy.

Might do a Diablo 2 stream soon and show off the new update