A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
New animation "TURN THE NAILS ON" 1920x1080 version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrV...
WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS AND FAST MOVING OBJECTS.
For all my fellow WE brethren, I give you what it feels like when the nails are turned on.
#warhammer40k #butchersnails #worldeaters #khorneberzerkers #animation
A google map showing Nigel Farage is currently in Twatt on the Shetland Isles
I didn't know Google could do that
Submarine finds unknown structures beneath Antarctica, then lost contact and disappeared
What in the Lovecraft is going on here? 🧐
"Just"? 😁
*Googles to find out when passover actually is*
...
"It's an older code, but it checks out"
'He's not the Messiah, he's a c*nt.'
Yoo 'eard there woz a secret kord
That Ghazgull played to please old Mork -
But yoo don't really kare fer muzik, do yer?
It goes like this - the nobz, the gitz
The grots who fall & stormboyz lift
The meganob krumpin' waaaaghlelujah!
A photo of Rick Wakeman onstage, standing behind keyboards and wearing a cape. Superimposed over the image is the text "One day someone will ask you which prog rock band Rick Wakeman played keyboards for. It's very important you say Yes."
A tweet by Gerry Adams (apparently real) cheering on the English Rugby squad in the 6 Nations
Roy Baty voice "I've seen things you people couldn't believe..."
Assuming they didn't get their business degree...
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
I love the painting on that Grey Seer. Made me stop as I was scrolling by, thinking - "Did... did I just see a Skaven wearing a tie?"
That’s a sign I can absolutely get behind. ✊
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
A photo of a zebra crossing, with a main road behind. I'm crossing it wearing a big white jumper and leggings and a tote bag. I'm somehow managing to keep hold of four greyhounds, three black ones and a white speckled brindle. Imagine the Abbey Road Beatles cover where the Beatles are all smartly dressed and crossing the road in a smart and uniform manner. This is the opposite. This is chaos.
If Aldi did Beatles album covers
It’s like all these people watched the same 1983 Matthew Broderick movie I did and got the opposite lesson.
How about… hear me out… *no* line of succession?! 🤔🤔🤔
AMW used to be a prince, a duke, an earl and a baron. Now he's just four-fifths of a count.
Tourette’s Syndrome is a difficult, painful condition and tics are involuntary. It can be very distressing for people with the condition at the best of times, and when they are nervous or stressed the condition can be particularly acute. They don’t get to choose what they say or do when they tic.
It doesn't. I mean, to even _complete_ an uphill bobsleigh run you're probably going to need four Johannes Klæbos.
This has not been seen by enough people.
That’s why Tolkien didn’t write them as giant Magpies - would have been too obvious 😁
*John Carpenter sighs, dusts off the synth*
This. The FellBeasts would have killed them - assuming they even got that far without one of the eagles being seduced by the ring and taking it for themselves.
Hang on a minute. Mone is still at large, Bloviating Boris is still getting a million quid a year for spouting hateful bollocks, and Frogface has never answered for his Brexit treason.
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.
Genuinely thought Kid Rock was a Mackenzie Crook character.
