They haven't mentioned Bigfoot once this season.

Always my goal to get as many people fired as I can. I get off on it.

Don't let the haters tell you this was an accident. We've been planning this for years. It's the only reason we started Bigfeets.
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Yeah there's way funnier things to say, like for example Judge Reinhold didn't come back for the third movie, so somebody had to live with accepting a role Judge Reinhold turned down, knowing Judge Reinhold is the kind of guy who accepts roles like CrackerJack 2.

And it's called Hostage Train! Judge Reinhold is playing a character named Jack Wild. I guess he's CrackerJack. Judge Reinhold is not the original CrackerJack. He's a replacement. Somebody turned this down and Judge Reinhold did not. There's a sequel! A beautiful chain of impossibility.

Judge Reinhold's action face! The little guy desperately hanging on a helicopter, the fact that he's also about to get hit by a train. The whole world is an explosion. It's called CrackerJack. It's called CrackerJack2! The mismatched font. The sad female lead realizing she's in this movie.

This poster is designed so that, viewing it clockwise from top left, every single thing you look at is funnier than the last.

It's said more with awe than disdain.

I don't like "this is the worst movie ever" humor. It's funnier to engage with art on its level and make jokes from there. That being said, this is the worst movie ever.

Thanks man, glad you dug it! I think the Stephen King meets Sesame Street blurb is perfect: It leaves just enough out to trick light readers into buying the book so I can then shatter them. My favorite thing to do!

Pass. The look on his face tells me this is a sexual inflation thing.

Oh get another copy, this one's clearly defective. Keep getting copies until you find a good one. Let me know how many it takes.

Buy my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200. Here's the best review: "Horror book too scary for me, 1 star."

@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to discuss Prince Interactive, a 1994 video game that takes place either on the planet where Prince is from, inside Prince's memory palace, or in his body. It's not sure. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/team...

Martin Kove made this Kove just for us.

Capertown is a deliberate pun hinting at that, but I didn't take speech cues from South Africa or anything. Just modeled after badly translated internet slop in general.

It's crazy that I'm the 'emotional devastation' part of this.

Not to be too grim, but those children were fighting for the right to die.

It's a comedy book!

They go with Eddie. I mean, he killed them all a long time ago and then ate the best parts of them. What's left is just sort of perverse memories, and the best thing for them is to be let go.

I'm sorry to say I have bad news for you.

Daughter of Space Truckers guy! And I think someone else? It's slipping my mind now but it feels like maybe one of Merritt's lunatics found us this year too. I've been chronicling them in the Appreciation Days!

I'm so excited to see a wall!

Learning Day: Miami Spice 🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

@brockway.bsky.social my father was Randy Schmidt, the creator/director behind the unhinged, high-octane sequel to Lenny's adventures: Miami Spice.
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Holy shit! You're like the 3rd second-generation lunatic to find us this year. We are truly reaching our intended audience.

Thank you! So glad you dug it. Too bad about the prison though.

Hell yeah, glad you dug it! That conversation reminded me how much I loved that book, and it fit perfectly into an upcoming guest post I was writing, too.

Fuck!

April is Martin Kove Month! Mapriltin Kove! Martin Kapril. Apriltin Kove. Fuck we should have done this in May.

I am the machete.

I see you, you're off the list (good thing)!