They lost to the Giants that year so there's that at least

My favorite is still McClintock Reserve. I have a bunch of others from small distilleries in MA and RI

I only have good gin.

(lol)

JIM HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP

I have a generational grudge against the state of Missouri. Also the Orioles have long standing beef with the Royals. And some of their fans, despite the Midwest nice facade are just absolute fucking assholes. So it's two fold.

And you know what series comes next...

Brother I work tomorrow so doing this sober for two nights in a row is legitimately cruel and unusual punishment.

There are not two teams I loathe more in the entire universe.

Right.

Finding out how many people never made it through geometry. Or even just don't understand basic shapes.

With the Red Sox playing the Yankees and the Orioles playing the Royals (my most hated rivals) I simply cannot and will not be held accountable for my words or actions until maybe Friday at the earliest.

Third in the lineup 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire.

Ends well? Nope. Just ends.

God I'm glad that's over.

Tyler Wells is not a "break glass in case of emergency" guy.

He's been fucking terrible lmao.

Was there truly no other pitcher available?

Looks like some guy they just grabbed off the street

(I have no idea who Foster is either.)

They want to lose so bad.

Omg they're still gonna lose.

I want to see the win projection graph for this game.

That woman is still screaming. How. HOW.

Holy shit

I still have no idea who the fuck Weston Wilson is.

I hate baseball.

Me: this game is torture. Cruel and unusual punishment.

These fuckers: how about more innings of it? Would you like that?

TWICE