White Baby Boomers, collectively. This is not a difficult concept for anyone other than you people.

Probably, but his brother drove

June is not amused at the new development

A pink and red paisley decorated box from Slip containing an eye-lash protecting silk sleep mask, and matching silk hair scrunchie, and white silk hair tie.

Olauto’s newest fragrance, Wash Me - notes of fresh linen, mountain air, lemon spritz - and its first car freshener, OMW - notes of eucalyptus, Japanese cedar, and fresh rain

Little luxuries lately

I looked at him and I said, yeah I’ve got to wash my hands and get back to work.

Bro what the af?

You cannot come into my restaurant and use me to train facebooks ai — gtfooh

Starlink — and he’s serious. That’s when I notice his thick ass ray ban frames and I ask him if those are the meta glasses.

To which he whips them off and offers for me to try them on, when I refuse he says yeah you better watch out for that.

Some POS just came into my restaurant and summoned me to their table to inform me they’ve been here before and that they met my mother.

Congrats… do you want a fcking cookie?

Then they ask where my mother is, and I tell them she’s dealing with the internet falling out at home.

His reply?

Night Sky
Acadia National Park
Maine USA

i think I need to wash my weighted blanket — it’s been too long since I last took it to the laundromat

but also am in the market for a new weighted blanket as the the one I currently have is actually made of plastic (from the ocean)

Josh Lucas does better acting every week in Best Medicine than Jacob Elordi in the whole two hours of “Wuthering Heights”

Seriously disappointed that we didn’t get to see Jacob Elordi’s interpretation of Heathcliff slipping into madness, and subsequently digging up Cathy’s bones to lay with her one last time

The Boys is actually good this season

So far 2026 feels like how that French bread baker must have felt when he cried as he was forced to witness people gleefully tear apart his freshly baked loaf to use as a bread bowl

This type of bf with a turn-heads kind of gf

Not you always referencing all my favorite movies and shows 🫰🫶🌸🌺

Of your own culture.

I cannot fcking stand these people.

Whereas the Cubans who have *just* come over from Cuba are just happy to have found something that reminds them of home.

It’s always Cubans who were either born here or came over before the 90s, or men who were married to a Cuban woman once and divorced who are the most fcking opinionated diners we have. And they always wanna talk to you to vet you, or more likely for the latter - impress you with their knowledge

Ohhhhhhhh hell no

I am not about to play, quién es Cubano aquí, with this table of entitled ass guests

I will not “dance, monkey, dance” to enhance your dining experience.

To be clear we don’t actually charge people for missing guests, and we rarely collect deposits. We literally just say that and tell people they’ll have to order off the prix-fixe menu to deter them from making reservations.

It’s like our reservations version of Cerberus.

Having a reservation at a restaurant that avoids taking reservations by requiring large parties, a deposit, and fees for missing guests from the party, and showing up more than a half hour early and demanding to be sat immediately is grounds for bad juju and ill will in your food.

Enjoy your meal.

Shrmimp

I am 👏 tired 👏 of the shenanigans

She literally called out for the police like he had threatened/touched her when she was the one that had gone out of her way and approached him? Didn’t she also have a dog off the leash? And wasn’t her name also fittingly Karen? The Karen act came out after that — that was wild!!

a woman in a hooded jacket is drinking through a straw . Alt: a woman in a hooded jacket is drinking through a straw .

Hey if you feel a personal attack on yourself everytime we talk about men not being shit…maybe you not the good guy you think you are.

Must be aggravating some demons.

Bro — I need a sage bath, and to put my feet into ocean water.

a man in a suit and tie is making a gesture with his hand . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a gesture with his hand .

Eeeiuuuuuyyyyuuuuuuggggghhck

why are the loudest people usually the most clueless?

when i’m president i’m ceding southern florida to cuba