Breaking: The federal government has shut down under Donald Trump again.

If you’re wondering how batshit bananas he has to be to claim, without any evidence, that Tylenol causes autism, let’s not forget his other proclamations:

“Windmills cause cancer”

“Injecting bleach cures Covid”

“UV light cures Covid”

“Summer cures Covid”

“Covid will get bored and go away”

daily prayer...

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Lying liars are lying. Media is being stenographers.

Melania laughs as Trump commends Steve Scalise's wife for being distraught when he was shot and says, "I've seen a lot of wives that don't seem so concerned in those situations. That's the kind of wife you don't want."

Breaking: At Least Six Dead and 20 Children Missing in Catastrophic Texas Floods Authorities reported fatalities along the Guadalupe River with evacuations and rescues under way.

At least six people died and over 20 children went missing from a girls' summer camp after widespread flooding in parts of central Texas.

In other words, Trump, easily the worst human being to hold the presidency in American history, will only get worse.

Thou shalt not accuse anyone of “antisemitism” if you are someone who uses the term “Shylocks.”

If they ever scan my phone at the airport for anti-trump posts their heads are gonna fucking explode.

Same. It’s disgusting what they are doing. Seems very personal, like they have a grudge against the Biden’s. Sick.

Donny And The Yes Men.
Alternates:
Donny And The Suck Ups.
The Spineless Spinners.

A U.S. citizen on their way to work abducted by ICE then locked in a basement, with federal government employees refusing to consider indisputable proof of citizenship.

Congress endorses it. SCOTUS keeps thwarting judges from even slowing it.

What more is there to say? We live under fascism now.

Fascists want you:

1. To never have privacy, they maintain the right to murder you in your home for your political beliefs.

2. To never feel safe. Getting shot in public is just part of life.

3. To always be angry and fearful of what they are doing today.

They trust you will never fight back.

Thou shalt not arrest elected public officials for trying to speak for their constituents.

He’s a disease that must be cut away.

Trump believes if he can bait Iran into a forever war, he can use it as rationale to suspend elections indefinitely. This is the Republican hare-brained plan to prevent the 2026 midterm bloodbath.

Hahaha

You know your country is over when elected officials are getting murdered in their homes.

“Deeply creepy” indeed: 1932, say hello to 2025.

President Declines Gift of Holiday Apple Pie WASHINGTON, Oct 27 - AP - President and Mrs. Coolidge have declined an offer from the Girls' Club of Vermont University of a large apple pie for the White House Thanksgiving dinner. Although no reason was given for declining the pie, apparently it was refused because acceptance might have been taken as an endorsement by the president of the proposed apple week to be held about that time. This might be regarded as a precent for endorsement of similar movements in other parts of the country. The telegram tendering the pie said it was designed to be a part of the apple week program. --The Fresno Bee, 27 Oct 1925

President Declines Gift (1925)

Augustus Gloop also comes to mind.

Master, master, news, old news, and such news as you never heard of!

Always telling on himself.

Such an embarrassment.

Hi, I'm God.

Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.

Even Jesus got a hearing.

But her emails…