I like your hair

How about that

Thank you town guard.

Based

artyom my beloved

call it the double slut experiment cause everytime you look away another 5 appear

Hand it over, that thing. Your religion

Goth Walmart be like: we got cheese

I cooka da spaghetti

no context

Not even a little bit.

Good morning pmtoam nation

we should kill every norweigan person and replace them with blue crabs and act like nothing happened.

I will not be doing interviews.

I am in a liminal space between it is what it is and fuck it we ball that can only be figured out once observed

palestine should be as free as the roadsigns that i have in my bedroom that you can unbolt and just take, they dont need a "crosswalk" at the "school" so the kids dont "die" thats liberal shit

Take the signs, free the stine i say. Thats what i say, they say i say that cause thats what i say. Mhmm.

Paladin posting. . . I havent heard that name in quite some time

Gay people bad

-me, probably (friends with prodominantly gay people)

No i usually hate everything i make within the hour.

No. Do it all in one day. If you don't do it all in one day you are bad.

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

Witch

creepers get guns

I will not be taking questions.

Things archeologists will never find:

1) The Holy Grail

2) The Ark of the Covenant

3) Love

How many millions must die before i get my fucking orange juice in a quantity large enough to actually satisfy my thirst?

You think i wanna do this? Kill all these people? Erase all this history? No. But you make me, you make me, you and your shitty 12oz bottles of oj.

You make me sick.

half life 3 is real guys i saw it in my basement haha can you believe that? In my basement. Get in my basement. In my basement. I want you in my basement. You should get in my basement. There are others there. They might not move but they speak, only to me. They speak of greed and hunger. The baseme

God can not stop me from drinking and driving while my son is in the passenger seat

I'm trying

I have yet to see a single funny post on bluesky

Nah i had 600 and im down to 0 i wanted a fortnite creator code man

Wait til he sees the depravity of a subreddit of a game that hasnt been updated in years

The decoy keyboard is working

looking for mutuals now that twitter is DEAD to me

homophones dni

gay people dni

barrack obama is the only person i want following me.