Connor!

Email marketer in charge of Discount Tire emails: hmm so how often do we think people want emails about tire deals

Boss: oh at least every fuckin day

two buttons on a website: “apply on jooble” “Apply on bebee”

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

MLB: we play like 6 games a week
NBA: we play every other day, pretty much
NFL: once a week
NHL: fuck you. Ill have four days off then play two days in a row if i want, eat shit

Liberals say that Trump's deranged behavior is an embarrassment to our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's deranged behavior is an embarrassment to our republic.

"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"

googoo dolls iris voice

LinkedIn Learning quiz question from an AI module. It asks what your first step should be before introducing an AI tool to your team: "Read the terms of service of the AI tool" is selected, and marked incorrect.

its going great

Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either:
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now

The financier??

CBS News is reporting that the ICE officers who killed Alex Pretti suffered internal injuries during the shooting.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Rest in peace king

Hey there you fucking dummies

(Badfinger voice) I Remember Gooning Out About You

You drafted that Connor guy on name alone

Wait what…WHAT?

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Personally i do

Loved Nickel and Dimed. Great experiment

Hail Mary obv great as well

Not a cliffhanger, per se, but I will forever and always lament that we never got the followup with THIS:

Was this at home or away

trump's first post about mamdani is going to be levels of racism we haven't seen since the 19th century

We should really punish the people that voted for the dumb act last week, right?? Let me just look up how you voted on that

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

The first movie to come with an electronic press kit, in this case a floppy disk that you had to guess the password to access certain parts

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Judge Orders Elections Board to Certify Democrat’s Victory in Contested N.C. Race (Gift Article) The federal ruling on Monday was the most significant legal victory yet for Justice Allison Riggs, the Democratic incumbent in a State Supreme Court race.

About fucking time

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