we missed u! glad you're back to catch up, i'm afraid to open twitter/gen

acid acid acid and more acid

i should drop acid

so you’re telling me that people use drugs to visit the spheres of the gods, but don’t offer any of their drugs to the gods?

wow, no wonder everything is all [gestures]

gender dog

If not friend why friend shaped?

NEED this on a shirt immediately

Don’t use alt text to make jokes. Describe the photo.

having a platonic s/o is the thing i never realized i needed

The bluey ears Come Off during sex cause Bluey would not do what I'm about to do to you

the time of professionalism is over

the age of depressionalism has begun

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

He’s keeping me warm 😭

just found out that people go months or even years without washing jeans 🤮🤮🤮

i think you might need to play it

you mean to tell me
that you don't know
that this is mae borowski
from night in the woods

(i've convinced so many people to play it that this is my default setting)

a cute picture of a cat with a plaid red tie staring into the camera captioned "From Eyebleach community on Reddit"

Not to be homophobic but gay people are kinda gay

bottom surgery is an incredible feat of medicine we should all marvel at. like holy shit ???

being a guitarist is slowly building a massive stockpile of picks that you leave in/on every possible room, desk, table, etc. in your home so that you always have one close by when you inevitably lose the one you were literally just holding

I wish I was a tiny cat in a giant beanbag chair

🐟📺🐟

#furry

There are 3 types of people in this world.

Those who understand quantum computing.

Those who do not understand quantum computing.

And those who both simultaneously do and do not understand quantum computing.

the g in lgbtq stands for goo

thank you to the japanese people that keep following me y'all are reminding me to do duolingo

私をフォローし続けている日本の人々に感謝します、皆さんは私にduolingoをするよう思い出させてくれます（グーグル翻訳）

“steel sharpens steel” i say as i ruin two perfectly good knives