Remember when life was hopeful and you had dreams of a joyous future?

No, me neither.

My fave.

This is the positivity we need.

Good thing the bars opened so early, so we can start depression drinking immediately.

Between this and the Women’s hockey loss….. devastating.
We had so many superstars and dominated the entire tournament, for this outcome.

That was our game to lose… and we did.

What's your vibe?

1. mossy haunted forest
2. charming seaside town
3. lonely windswept moors
4. Blockbuster video, circa 1989

My tattoo artist DMd me to ask why an old acquaintance of mine was sliding into her DMs to talk to her/ask her out.

*sigh*

Dude is just out there embarrassing me, and I don’t even know him like that!

Men getting dragged around by their little to medium dogs give me the ick.

Who can afford to be funny, in this economy?!?

Maybe the t-rex was so mean because they could never hug the others.

I want to get a charcuterie and discuss Bravo takes with Seth Rogan.

If I was a liar I’d simply invest in flame retardant pants so no one would know.

A good portion of my life is spent on realtor, perusing luxury homes that I have absolutely no business looking at.

Heard on the news that schools are rife with misogyny. The fact that we felt much safer in the boys on the 90’s than girls do today is disturbing.

Men, please teach boys to be good men, because the men they’re currently listening to are monsters.

You make a fair point, Sir.

I love the entire scene. Boy strides over, the Cane Corso can’t get out of his way fast enough, at the same time the German Shepherd jumps up to alert the masses. LOL
It’s an entire story line.

Is 2:30pm considered too early to change into pyjamas?

I vote no.

Do Egyptians suffering from existential despair get ankhst?

A farrier is just a fancy term for a horse pedicurist

The hypocrisy of Eric Clapton admiring and being influenced by all Black artists, all while being a racist POS.

Old news, I know, but I’m still mad about it.

I was putting on my makeup at the mirror, and I heard a little girl outside yelling “BLOODY MARY…” she said it TWICE before I was able to hurdle the furniture and slam the patio door.
Talk about close calls!

So far this morning, I’ve seen a monarch butterfly, skipped rocks, saw a squirrel trying to befriend a man while he worked out at the beach and a raven out front of my house! It’s not even 11:00am!!

The Violent Femmes “Kiss Off” is my favorite song about counting to ten.

Thank you!!!

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I hope you find what you're looking for.
I also hope you someday own an enchanted dagger that shines a light in the darkness, smites your enemies just as much as they deserve, and knows all the best burrito spots in town.