See that song where some guy is like “somethingsomethingsomethingsomething pablo escobar”, I like that, it bangs

I would still kiss his face if it did that

I had no idea he was in it but I was excited about the film and gutted that it almost never saw the light of day, oh my god!!!

I would fund every podcast on the network for a whole year if they promised to terminate MBMBaM and publicly punish the McElroys for being unbearable. But you won’t do it will you, cowards.

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?

This is the greatest exchange I think I’ve ever seen

I’m making a scrappy blanket and it is taking forever but it has become my between-projects project

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

I am English though to be fair and we are the worst

I always said incy wincy 🥺

Nailed it

Exactly one year ago today:

I have never tried that 😂😂😂

> get through work day without anxiety attack (unlikely)
> go home
> work out
> take gummy
> ??????
> profit

No one wants to say it but the accent is Jamaican

Oh no! Well I got it from Etsy, you can send her the link 😁 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Love...

Squirrels have it made. They forage for food all day while doing parkour and when the weather sucks, they just stay in bed for days.

For my birthday I got an omnipresent. I opened it and it went everywhere.

Guys my new jumper omg the bird pervert has levelled up

watching Brazil (1985)

I’ve never wanted that

I am watching a film on Netflix called ‘Eli’ and I have to say, it is absolute fucking cack

I’m sorry but can you even imagine just giving him a lil gentle kiss on that face? I just did it ten million times.

I feel so excited those days when I have no plans after work and it’s on a rest day so no workout, and I can just go home and chill and crochet omg

He was on the next one THANK GOD

oh no oh god

15 minutes left of this episode of The Strain and Corey Stoll hasn’t showed up at all so far and I’m just saying, this is actually unacceptable

I have this extension thing on this app that tells me what activity a user has been up to like, more than 30 posts today, more than 30 replies etc. I think for some of you it is time to put the phone down for a little while cos fucking hell.

This happened to me once