Posts by Unicorny Andy! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐๐ป๐
DONT SKIP! Post you in another country.
11.26.18 @Monkey Island Beach! I'm a Monkey zodiac and we got to hangout ๐ I'm 85% Viet in 100% Viet! We got the monkeys on us by pretending to hide food in our fist โ
U r dope! I'm dope! Everyone's dope! Google photos memories April from a year ago!
Hotness fun in the basement dungeon ๐คช
What do u think for my new recovery shoes? They're squishy and comfy! I never had red shoes before? #ShoeFetish #FootFetish #Blazin' #LamborghiniKeysPlease! ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธ๐๐
#MCM Today was pretty great compared to last week's stormy start ๐ I only want brighter, warmer, and sunny days ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ
I sometimes wonder and/or wish to sit on my front porch with my baseball bat and wrap that nice barbwire around and around my baseball bat if anyone would be interested in joining me in starting a barbwired baseball bat business...lol jk my dark humor ๐ซช
Some of my fav parodies I kinda recommend just for shits and giggles ๐
Have a FLOWERY day ๐ค
Homeslices! I'm making the background of sunflower ๐ป Van Gogh and having a farty party blast!
I'm a BOSS BADASS BITCH!
Pretty dope yesterday ๐ฏ lame for Bluesky for hiccups whatevs. Duuude! I was grocery shopping and saw what kids these days are consuming... ROTTEN lol jk SpongeBob minis r blast from the past and I want to be in the Sour Brite SQUAD!
Happy happy birthday to you ๐ I wished we could take some awesome pics in Chicago together. We could have celebrated with a yum Chicago lunch spot. Another time ๐
Bunny ๐ hop hop! Is it holding Sam's frisbee? ๐
I love my fam this much!
Hardy har har... I like how the lyrics left out her saying, "money make me cum" ๐
Lol what r the odds of me getting home right when we make a wish! The storm today is causing havoc on work package processing... Mother nature hates us ๐ซ
OMG! Can't wait to get it at my doorstep in early MAY! ๐คฉ
Haven't done dart league since lockdown. I wonder if they still play on Monday's Underbear night? ๐คค
Another average chillaxed weekend ๐๐ฆ๐ Hope urs is good ๐๐ฏโบ๏ธ
WoWzA! This is so COOL!
It was an average lazy Saturday binge watching possibly the last season of INVINCIBLE! I'm so hot for NOLAN! I want to go down on that hot hunk of MAN MEAT!
I'm so good at sinning! It's on my rรฉsumรฉ lol alongside gaying!
Dope album find!
Hairy belly! ๐
OH MY WORD! Look I got 3 emo-ish dark humor black graphic t-shirts for work cuz it shows less of the gallons of sweat I produce at my top performer metrics ๐ช Then 5 super duper unique unicorny t-shirts! ๐คฉ๐ง๐ฆ Plus I battled a STORM SAGE! ๐ก๏ธ๐นโ๏ธ