feeling massive

y u need to go so wild when the game was over from the start? Just cuz it’s the 9ers loss? 😒

When the person in front of me taps their orca card and it shows a balance over $250 I’m definitely thinking “ok mr moneybags”

My uber driver called me even-keeled so there’s that

Caught a glimpse of some belly peeking out

Oof good morning

I’d rather jack
Than Fleetwood Mac

I spiked your gainer shake with appetite stimulant, hope you don’t mind