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Posts by Quasi Gentrified
their daddies will still never love and accept them
At a certain point of wealth, what is being pursued seems not to be wealth, but the ability to make other people suffer. What's being pursued is immunity from human decency; the ability and even the right to be depraved with impunity. They get off on the suffering. www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/
romps can be dire and fraught with mortal peril, and this is how i euphemize my speeding to the highway officers: "just out for a bit of a romp, sir" <nods sagely>
excited!
you play as an omniscient black transwoman reluctantly helping white cismen name their emotions in rpg-style battles while your "allies" ditch after the first round
i read the chronicles of thomas covenant at age 12 and whew x2. 1 for the heavy subject matter and 2 for upgrading my vocabulary by an order of magnitude
you won't know until the first hit of gastric acid taints the euphoria, so get ta rollmaxxing
famous sci-fi/horror writers turning their weirdest childhood fears into cosmic horror
this man-toddler of a president has never known love or honest respect. getting his diapers changed is probably the most fulfilling moment of his day
boy did sunny come home with a vengeance
parents and children aligning, perhaps?
In the latest movie from Park Chan-wook, the director behind The Handmaiden and Decision to Leave, a paper factory worker loses his job โ and resolves to kill his competition for a new one. n.pr/4qKVFk7
that's a good definition of patriarchal privilege!
look if they're comin' for me again yer gettin' sold out. did u know they interrogate u by showing u ur high school years
pnw beach and backroads bimblin'! life at 47hp can be good, too. #motorcycle #royalenfield #bear650
friend made this joke in a mutual discord: "shame such a fan of muslim democracy didn't get to see this"
have no principles but those inherited from the folks you shallowly project into
Trouble with wizardin' is that it always leaves quite a bloody mess. Burnt reagents, scattered entrails, false-start rood circles that melt the chalk -- how'd it get like this!
Subduin' a minor devil takes an hour. Cleanin' up the sulfur? For-freakin'-ever.
Thus today's quest: Get an apprentice.
these actions by trump were probably what was actually negotiated*โข
*for values of "negotiated" that involve kompromat
I'm old-school and still use bespoke elemental bindings in my skiff. Last time I was out on the Stream the master phlogiston decided it was time to return to the Pneuma, and I'm sure the wyvern-bone concentration matrix kept folks away. Bless the witch who donated me her spare origin extractor!
the Emdash Inquisition has forced me to suspend my favorite syntactical activity in favor of pedestrian parentheses and now i wonder: who am i
and your fourth partner!
:revolving-thinking-face-emoji:
this is Doug Erickson from the CRU BTW
thank you for all this! 50/50 on making it -- in-laws are dropping by so need to suss out what my wife wants
interested! my daughter is at evergreen and it'd be fun to drop by the ridge on saturday and then visit her on sunday. any deets you can share would be appreciated!
she opened the unmarked envelope, spilled out the ring, and with a confidence born of subconscious desire, she slipped it over a finger.
not even a moment had passed before the sussurating whispers started, and then built to a strong, sibilant voice: "...tim hoooortons. doooonuts..."
even in the middle of the chaos of a protest i know for a goddam fact i'd see that hoodie, pause, and say "tecmo bowl. fuckin' sweet."
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