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Posts by Quasi Gentrified

a full expose on how truckstop dick pills are creating a secret army of priapism-addled boomers to occupy every cracker barrell south of the mason-dixon ๐Ÿ˜ค

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their daddies will still never love and accept them

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Where It Ends Answering the enabler's constant question, and contemplating the depraved depths of the billionaire mindset.

At a certain point of wealth, what is being pursued seems not to be wealth, but the ability to make other people suffer. What's being pursued is immunity from human decency; the ability and even the right to be depraved with impunity. They get off on the suffering. www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/

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romps can be dire and fraught with mortal peril, and this is how i euphemize my speeding to the highway officers: "just out for a bit of a romp, sir" <nods sagely>

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excited!

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you play as an omniscient black transwoman reluctantly helping white cismen name their emotions in rpg-style battles while your "allies" ditch after the first round

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i read the chronicles of thomas covenant at age 12 and whew x2. 1 for the heavy subject matter and 2 for upgrading my vocabulary by an order of magnitude

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you won't know until the first hit of gastric acid taints the euphoria, so get ta rollmaxxing

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famous sci-fi/horror writers turning their weirdest childhood fears into cosmic horror

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this man-toddler of a president has never known love or honest respect. getting his diapers changed is probably the most fulfilling moment of his day

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boy did sunny come home with a vengeance

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parents and children aligning, perhaps?

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In 'No Other Choice,' a loyal worker gets the ax โ€” and starts chopping In the latest movie from Park Chan-wook, the director behind The Handmaiden and Decision to Leave, a paper factory worker loses his job โ€” and resolves to kill his competition for a new one.

In the latest movie from Park Chan-wook, the director behind The Handmaiden and Decision to Leave, a paper factory worker loses his job โ€” and resolves to kill his competition for a new one. n.pr/4qKVFk7

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that's a good definition of patriarchal privilege!

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look if they're comin' for me again yer gettin' sold out. did u know they interrogate u by showing u ur high school years

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pnw beach and backroads bimblin'! life at 47hp can be good, too. #motorcycle #royalenfield #bear650

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friend made this joke in a mutual discord: "shame such a fan of muslim democracy didn't get to see this"

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have no principles but those inherited from the folks you shallowly project into

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Trouble with wizardin' is that it always leaves quite a bloody mess. Burnt reagents, scattered entrails, false-start rood circles that melt the chalk -- how'd it get like this!

Subduin' a minor devil takes an hour. Cleanin' up the sulfur? For-freakin'-ever.

Thus today's quest: Get an apprentice.

7 months ago 4 0 0 0

these actions by trump were probably what was actually negotiated*โ€ข

*for values of "negotiated" that involve kompromat

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I'm old-school and still use bespoke elemental bindings in my skiff. Last time I was out on the Stream the master phlogiston decided it was time to return to the Pneuma, and I'm sure the wyvern-bone concentration matrix kept folks away. Bless the witch who donated me her spare origin extractor!

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the Emdash Inquisition has forced me to suspend my favorite syntactical activity in favor of pedestrian parentheses and now i wonder: who am i

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

and your fourth partner!

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:revolving-thinking-face-emoji:

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this is Doug Erickson from the CRU BTW

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thank you for all this! 50/50 on making it -- in-laws are dropping by so need to suss out what my wife wants

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interested! my daughter is at evergreen and it'd be fun to drop by the ridge on saturday and then visit her on sunday. any deets you can share would be appreciated!

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she opened the unmarked envelope, spilled out the ring, and with a confidence born of subconscious desire, she slipped it over a finger.

not even a moment had passed before the sussurating whispers started, and then built to a strong, sibilant voice: "...tim hoooortons. doooonuts..."

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even in the middle of the chaos of a protest i know for a goddam fact i'd see that hoodie, pause, and say "tecmo bowl. fuckin' sweet."

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100% correct, no notes

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