Nicely put.

Like When Harry Met Sally?

Is it a swan, or the product of a bird's bahookie?

Art in Nature! Seen this morning, a swan created by bird poo.

I'm sure everybody knows this already but just in case: becoming a Nazi is absolutely not a symptom of bipolar disorder. www.itv.com/news/2026-04...

Thanks for talking to me, Kate. I take your point. An update on the SGP's Edinburgh Greens' websites oi overdue. All the best, CC

Kate. There's no mention of prisons or alternatives here. greens.scot/team/kate-ne.... Can you explain why not, when prisons are obviously a passionate issue for you?

Congratulations xx

Our South of Scotland fascist masquerading as an environmentalist is former BNP treasurer and Holocaust denier Max Dunbar. Last seen infiltrating a march with a sign reading Stop the Gaystapo, thereby insulting and annoying Trans activists and TERFs alike. The real Gestapo would have loved him.

Thanks, Ian. Of course, nobody is allowed on Ailsa Craig during the looflirpa breeding season. I hear the same rule applies in the Peak District....

Definitely! I might lose a few stones over the cliff edge, mind.

So excited to be starting my summer job on Ailsa Craig today. The lack of fuel, shelter & water has been taken care of. Ill be provided with goods brought over by boat from Girvan and I have a good strong tent from which to study seabirds like the cormorant, manx shearwater & illusive looflirpa.

A blue sky with lots of clouds over St Andrews harbour yesterday afternoon. Not a day to take a boat out. Don't be fooled by the sunshine!

A special treat for people who like clouds, water & daffodils.

St Andrews has so many historic buildings it would be asking too much to post pictures of even 10% of them. Just down the road, here's the gorgeous village of Crail.

Statue of Winkie, a brave carrier pigeon and local hero.

Broughty Castle spotted through spring trees.

Castle Terrace. Who wouldn't want to live on one of these fab seaside villas?

Sunset over Dundee.

Chilly eventide, Broughty Ferry.

I trust you've been a-courting along October Hill?

Happy Birthday x

A photograph of Greta Thunberg.

Here's somebody we like, instead.

Let's hear it for the dandelions x

Yellow and orange daffodils at Garlieston today.

Spring colours

Apart from Nadine Dorries absolutely nobody cares what Boris Johnson says about anything. Just ignore him, my friend.

I'm taking a utilitarian view here, which is why I agree with Mr Dylan's words. Really don't think prayer is the answer but thank you for communicating your thoughts. All the best as always x

Bob Dylan - Masters of War (Official Audio) YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmI...

Congratulations!

Purple flowers on the heather today at Aldouran Garden.

Bloomin heather.

Congratulations!

And for non-Americans, non-allies of America and all the women, children and animals who are in jeopardy through no fault of their own.

Tabby cat walks away from the laptop on my breakfast table.

Message reads ggggggggggggggggggggggg etc.

Kitty left a message on my laptop...

Brilliant. I'll gladly share my dinner with a donkey any day.

That's Channel 4 in England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

Purple and white crocuses in the church garden today.

The crocuses are out and looking fab in Kirkcudbright.