Have to start spending all your money on the real powerhouses of the British economy: gambling, WarHammer, and OnlyFans.

Whoof. I do not use this app that often. I think it's partially bc I also never used Twitter.

not to brag but I can rhyme "Menzoberranzan" with "hard-on"

Godspeed You! Gay Idiot

Lock yourself in the autoclave that makes dungeon synth

i like DK because some of their songs are like "President Furhur" which'll be a scalding critique about a specific politician with fascist tendencies and then the next song on the album after that is like "peeing in phone booths" about pissing in phone booths

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

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Time theivery?? Yeah I do think it's thievery to show up to a jov where I make less than 20$/hr

AKAB (assigned kvlt at birth)

I am 25 today. Updating my bio

The same goes for people who say Kamala Harris is the same as Trump! No! This shit is stupid baby stuff!

Number 239: an AI powered search engine that never answers your questions but does respond by saying “whoa! What a smart question!” and complementing you for asking

absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.”

death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

Black metal is about frolicking through the forest and looking at pretty flowers.

I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

Spokane mention!

I once got yelled at by fascists on tumblr bc i said that given their status in the society, space marines would count as a third gender. Good times (i just blocked them)

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

My cat is demanding to use my hand as a headrest while he naps with me

Supergirl turning her ex-boyfriends into a Gardens of Stone

Taylor Swift a week after that superbowl loss

The worst band to imagine doing this would be Metallica because you have to imagine all the group therapy sessions afterwards where they’re all blaming each other for not doing a better job

Doing the age-old dance of checking whether a black metal band I started listening to are dodgy or not.

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