Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient.

Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

Parchmaxxing at the gym.

Ok this has been amended. For now at least the select is Flash Light (obvious isn’t always the worst!) in between Fela and Idris Muhammad

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1977 by Man Bartlett on Apple Music Playlist · 70 Songs

apropos of nothing I once made a playlist of songs released in 1977. It runs the genre gamut in chunks music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

It's annoying that the NY Post credulously published such ridiculous claim, but props to Scientific American for actually doing the legwork to explain why it's certainly bullshit.

And may it stay dead forever.

Finally saw Project Hail Mary last night (in 70mm). Still processing but I’m here for your reviews, what did you think?

RIP. I will never forget the police brutalizing him — and then that one cop stopping the other cop from helping him

Ok now I want to see a list of them all

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:

- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal

If only Veteran’s Stadium were alive to host it 😭

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

Nathan Fielder meme Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing

“Both Russini and Vrabel insist they were there with friends and say they simply weren’t visible in the pictures.”

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago.

@nytimes.com
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invoke the 25th and start impeachment anyway

A photo of the the Phillips auction house sign on their building in midtown manhattan

A closeup of the letter H in the Phillips sign that looks like absolute garbage like this metaphor really sells itself

Market conditions

So true!

I was listening to Mouthful [off Chumbawamba’s 1994 absolute banger of live album Showbusiness!] earlier:

Can't hear you cause your
mouth's full of shit //
You think you're God's gift, you're a liar, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

But now I’m just listening to some sweet white noise

I can hear the horns

I literally walked right into that one 🫡

No notes

Let's annotate.
1. Begins with a CLEAR statement laying out WHO the culprit is and what he is doing.
2. Specifically says what he thinks needs to happen next.
3. Calls out his own institution.

THIS IS THE BASEMENT in terms of a response & his colleagues are underground.

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if u say Universal Music i stg (but for real hell yeah and can’t wait to listen to it)

Washington Post Trump warns ‘a whole civilization will die’ if Iran doesn’t make a deal The president had issued a deadline of 8 p.m. Eastern time for Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, pledging destruction by midnight if leaders don’t comply. April 7, 2026 at 9:22 a.m. EDT26 minutes ago 2 min

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Um are there any practical things we can do today in the event uh the president does indeed use nuclear weapons on Iran?

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Not great?