The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
Playing Baldur's Gate 3 & then hearing the latest bullshit RFK Jr and his brain worm are spouting has got me thinking that I know where this is all going...
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
This is genuinely the news every day
THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
The saddest looking person you know just made a goofy point.
Everything is penis
my offer to america: we bring woke back
The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.
Most posts on Nextdoor sound like they were written by the neighborhood dogs. Just a lot of "did anybody else hear that?" and "hmmm that person seems suspicious."
Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic
Perhaps the most depressing part about the last couple of months is that every awful shitty thing that’s happening to this country is self-induced. People asked for this. None of it had to happen.
I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
There is a Viva Variety sketch where you were doing a commercial for some kind of candy. They asked you why it tastes like fish and you said "for some reason." Do you remember the name of that sketch? We used to quote that in high school and I was trying to find it on YouTube
"America is less safe today than we were yesterday and we were safer yesterday than we were the day before. Every single day that this human stain remains as the nation’s commander-in-chief endangers America further." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/what-i-mea...
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
DOGE: Destroying Our Government Entirely
Elon Musk is gonna try to rename the USA to usX
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
How it started. How it’s going.
Anything is possible when you lie
Sometimes the nods get smaller and smaller until you just pretend to not know each other again.
You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
CNN is back to doing Trump voter safaris
