That’s not funny though is it, considering the boy broke his collarbone

But they’re not allowed to do that off the cote d’azur :( well have to put the bar on the track

Nooo, no getting off the bike!

Ooh nice

I propose that they have to grab the beer from the stands while riding past, bidon-grabbing style like on the road, for extra funsies

I love it. Beer mile championships, track edition

It is!

Ich kenne zumindest jeden von den Anstiegen persönlich 😮‍💨 es ist echt so eine geile Region

A picture of the women’s peloton riding by, taken on Cauberg

A tall fluffy dog dressed in a raincoat

A picture of a sign showing Matteo Jorgenson and some potatoes, with the caption “scenic Idaho, world famous Matteos”, as a play on the Idaho “world famous potatoes”. In the background are me and Kristo Jorgenson

A screenshot from the men’s race, showing Remco on Cauberg, looking to the side, seemingly looking at a fan. If you follow his line of vision, you see Nairo in Green and me screaming at him

Amstel with @nairoingreen.bsky.social and @kris.to was lovelyyy 🥰🥰 #AGR26

Schee wars 😁

Thank youu

DANKIIII ❤️

Both of us, but as I said, it’s not a question. White girl club music all the way when we’re together

Thank youuu

your fav duo is back together and on the road to Maastricht for Amstel 🥳🥳 (white girl music blasting is out of the question)

Live stats now available in @radial.racing for De Brabantse Pijl!

In addition, you can now zoom in on course profiles, and as always, see where to catch races in your region with direct links to the stream when available!

Inshallah my brother the trains will be on time

Oof that does not sound enjoyable 😬

Haben wir ja versucht 🥲

Best I can do is give advice he already knows about and then send him off with a kiss

He’s 32 and has been an on-and-off pro endurance athlete since he was about 14, so I fear any lesson he hasn’t learned by now is never making it into his braincells

He will be so happy about this banger post by his favourite artist

Girl same 😭 er bringt mir kraulen bei und seitdem ist mein Gehirn 60% Wasser

He doesn’t want to be stopped

I’ll tell him that you called him young, he’ll love that 😂 and I say you’re very much not old 🙂‍↕️

Nooo that sucks 😭 hope it will stay good and your injury makes a speed recovery 🙏

It does. He will finish it perfectly fine and drink 20 beers afterwards. No lessons will be learned. I love him

the more sports the less braincells

Not to worry, he only has to ride Traka 360 two weeks later 🙂‍↔️

Hint: it is not me as I am not an idiot. My triathlete boyfriend however…