1999 League Cup?

Think that I'm just going to log off from here for the remainder of the season. I've got nothing positive or optimistic to say about Spurs for the coming weeks, months or years so no point posting it on the timeline.

Genuinely ashamed for sticking up for ENIC in the past. What a fucking ride they've taken us on.

Perhaps Jamie could use that free time to go and spit at some more kids?

The good thing about being in the Championship is that we won't have to hear those cunts Carragher and Neville talk about us for a while.

[Romero breathes]

Commentator: He’s absolutely out of control. A total liability. Walking red card

Medway's pride in its association with Charles Dickens is understandable, but given the state of the place, advertising happenings in the area as 'Dickensian' isn't the smartest move.

Gray at RW? Might as well give it a try 😄

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

If you liked teams rolling over to hand Leicester the title over us, you’re gonna love teams rolling over to relegate us.

This is absolutely correct

shaa·luh·tn is how I pronounce it

Customer: Why is the pub such a mess‽

Barman: A famous Spanish actor came in earlier, got really drunk and smashed the place up!

Customer: Javier Bardem?

Barman: No but if he does it again I will for sure.

Anyone who contributed to this event - the politicians and journalists who normalised him or submitted to his narratives, around the world - should hang their fucking heads in shame. They've put us in the most dangerous geopolitical situation for a generation and left a people at risk of genocide.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

between the weather and the bank holiday and the president threatening genocide, I am finding it mighty hard to get back into the swing of work, I must say

If we stay up and they finish the season empty handed...

April Fools day 2011 Rob Brydon does the Ken Bruce Show as Ken Bruce. YouTube video by Matt & Tracey Travel Tales

Tomorrow is April 1st.

I regret to inform not only you, but all future generations, that April 1st was 'won' back in 2011 when Rob Brydon sat in as Ken Bruce for his entire morning show on BBC Radio 2.

Your own April Fools gags will pale in comparison, so don't bother.

youtu.be/SU7uRA4UVY4?...

I’m going to keep loving Spurs because it’s a part of me and I refuse to let it be taken away. The things I cherish (family, history, connecting with fans, the game being about glory) are still there.

RDZ is an impermanent figure and I didn’t step away after we hired Bissouma, Aurier, or Woodgate.

Vinai is an Arsenal plant and I refuse to be told otherwise

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

The only responsibility I feel right now, along with many others in Germany, is to keep bookmarking moments like this, so that people here don't turn around and tell the rest of the world "we had no idea what was happening". They know. Everyone knows. At best - at best - they don't want to see it.

Friend and I were having a drink in St Pancras. There had been some sort of Peaky Blinders meet up during the day and some of them were in there, including one particularly loud and obnoxious twat doing his best Arthur impression. It was...grating.

Got rid of LOADS of coat hangers at the start of the week while we decorated our bedroom. Hanging my clothes back up this morning and have left myself at least 10 short 🙃

🎶 He was born to manage Spurs 🎶

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw.

Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Who is watching this shit?

*eye twitch*

That would be the best case scenario, but the potential list of buyers makes me feel a bit ill. Middle Eastern autocrat? Tech-bro billionaire and part time DJ? Yikes.

It's worse than that - I think that if we stay up we'll go through the exact same cycle again next season. It increasingly feels to me that relegation is the only way that we break the cycle, as awful and uncertain as that will be

"What's your favourite book of the Bible, Robert?"

"Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of the Bible"

This is the "acceptance" stage of grief, isn't it?