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Posts by Cory of House Pants

THE CUBE RETURNS

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Vince McMahon made a back room deal with execs at AOL/Time Warner to kill WCW and sell it to him the week before WM17 at a fraction of the amount being offered by others.

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Police dying from watching a video, touching fent… bros need to invest more into Vigor.

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Sandy + Katana + knives

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We as a society are not doing enough to scare CEOs apparently

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A forbidden error I just got on Bluesky dot com

A forbidden error I just got on Bluesky dot com

Give me the forbidden poaste

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Hegseth: And now please join me in reciting Tarantino's lines from when they bring the dead body to his house.

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I feel like Kenny turns and takes the title and we get get Omega vs Osprey at All In. I’m fine with that.

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My Bluesky engagement strategy

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A chart showing how Gen X has a massive amount of lead levels in their blood

A chart showing how Gen X has a massive amount of lead levels in their blood

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As always, the "Paid Actor" accusation was a confession.

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Can’t possibly speak for anyone but I had zero expectation to still be alive so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Nine Inch Noize Coachella set

Nine Inch Noize Coachella set

🎶 THE POPE IS
WEAK ON CRIME
AND TERRIBLE ON
FOREIGN POLICY 🎶

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JD Vance speedruns excommunication via his boss being the dumbest man alive

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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts are for Assholes, 2:59.

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Had a 80 something year old guy tell me and my coworkers we need to go work for the new Amazon data center coming to town and like buddy that would be like if when you were our age you invested all your time and money into New Coke.

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Sweet potatoes kind of suck

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Jerk off motion

Jerk off motion

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I was chatting with a 26 year old co worker who was like “I think it would be cool if everyone just had, like, their own websites and you would just have links to people with similar interests” and I was like “yeah bud. That would be nice. Let me tell you about webrings.”

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Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

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100% he’s gonna move the papacy to Tallahassee.

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Ah yes. Let’s do exactly what we did in Afghanistan in the 80s. Exactly that. Nothing bad could POSSIBLY happen.

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lol Iran dog walked his ass

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So in high school in the 90s we had a crazy old art teacher who was obsessed with Free Willy. Entire classroom was full of film tie in merchandise and she would wear hand made Free Willy sweaters all the time. Our class final was we watched Free Willy and drew a picture of the box art.

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.......Calm. Kindness, kinship. Love. I've given up all chance at inner peace, l've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion: I'm damned for what I do.
My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet.
What is... what is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice?

.......Calm. Kindness, kinship. Love. I've given up all chance at inner peace, l've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion: I'm damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is... what is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice?

All of Andor really but this is now carved into my DNA:

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a man says " fart noises " in front of a shelf of toys Alt: a man says " fart noises " in front of a shelf of toys
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