I mean, I’m a childfree man with no paternal instincts whatsoever, and even I think that screed is one of the biggest loads of risible horseshit I’ve seen recently.

I’m having a hard time imagining a single human being choosing to put those on their face, and then thinking “Yes! These make me look extremely good!“ But then, I’ve been surprised by people many times.

This guy. Not Newsom. This guy.

It’s like you went back in time to attend Woodstock!

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

I’m sure that probably happens in most cases. But I’ve read at least two news articles about murders. If two made the news, it’s possible to speculate that there may have been more.

Definitely missing the days when science fiction magazines looked like this.

This is why I don’t want Guillermo Del Toro, as much as I’ve enjoyed some of his movies in the past, ever to make In the Mountains of Madness. I don’t want the Elder Things to be “reimagined” as misunderstood sad bebes who never got enough hugs.

a woman with braids is pointing her finger at the camera Alt: This woman doesn’t quite understand either.

Death… of… free thought.

OK, I’m still not clear on this one. Just this guy just throw random food items into a crockpot and trust to luck?

Some of the funniest (if grim) news I’ve heard recently is that the women in these countries are well aware of passport bros and have been setting honey traps for them. More than a few guys have ended up dead.

Neither. I’m at the orc death-metal festival.

We are all just gonna play Magic the Gathering.

That is a Quaker I would most certainly not say no to. Yes sir, I will eat the oats!

Yeah, I remember the doctor telling me to count backwards from 10. I got to 8 and then I was just out.

Hmm okay. I saw it as Black Peter offering her freedom from stifling dead-end Puritanism, but yours isn’t an invalid take at all.

The VVitch was actually a horror movie with a happy ending that worked.

I never fell under the spell of The Exorcist. Perhaps I would if I actually believed in something like demonic possession. But then I don’t believe in ghosts either, and I have found many ghost movies gloriously spooky and creepy. The Exorcist just has so many story issues I can’t overlook.

The bandwagon effect.

Typing that first sentence with a straight face is… a choice.

Why couldn’t AI have stigmatized semicolons instead?

I definitely do!

*sigh of resignation*

Seriously Jeremy I’m in trouble here. Now the cat is sniffing at the bowl I’m in.

Ew. You’re right.

Uh, how do I get back?

That’s what I was wondering.

Aw man.

I remember when the now-defunct James Randi Educational Foundation held its annual skeptics conference in Vegas, and virtually none of the attendees were ever to be found in the hotel casinos.

What the effing fuck?

I think there’s just worry that the discs aren’t as durable as pressed discs. But I hope it’s an overblown concern.

A lot of folks are concerned that because the blu-ray is Amazon exclusive, it will probably be an MOD and of questionable quality.