Like man eat steak, pork, chitlin. Woman eat salad. That’s just what it is. I wanna watch football game! Eat food! But women, they supposed to be…they supposed to be loving us!

Cinema 🔥🔥

Just like this.

Bills giving up 4.2 YAC on runs coming into the night, same exact average that Bijan had on yards after contact coming into MNF.

What happened tonight was the team that makes everyone look like Bijan...played Bijan.

Y’all seen this?!

Ms. Halligan, who took over on Monday after her predecessor quit rather than prosecute James B. Comey with what he believed was insufficient evidence, had a little trouble with the first two tasks. At one point, she entered the wrong courtroom. When she found the right one, she stood on the wrong side of the judge, then appeared confused about the paperwork she just had signed.

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

Jordan Davis - Chariots.mp3

Everyone needs to watch the movie Selma (2014) so you can understand why you shouldn’t play with your fucking vote. Especially my own people. And if you still spout that nonsense about “my vote doesn’t count”, 1) may your ancestors smite you and 2) if not, why are they trying to take it away?

He was right

It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing

Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public

This is like setting money on fire

Most Americans really have no clue how far the US is being left behind.

Ehhhhhhhhh

The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.

Agreed, the social media “lawyers” are pissing me off

It’s just Trump and his limited vocabulary destroying the country one Big Beautiful Bill at a time.

Endgame Captain America

The Pacers for like two months now

Precisely.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

So odd that Congress is so willing to have their power usurped and stripped from them.

Today marks the 10th anniversary of the domestic terrorist murders where 9 Black lives were taken while praying in a church that is a symbol of Freedom, Hope, and true patriotism. A 🧵

..... And yet, there she is right beside him.

Next caller.

liberal media is so desperate to find the Good Conservatives that they’ll take a premise that’s basically “this Supreme Court Justice is slightly more moderate than her colleagues” and present it as though she’s some sort of enigmatic rogue.

The state of California needs to arrest the DHS "security" forces for assault and every Democrat in the U.S. Senate needs to sign onto a campaign to impeach Kristi Noem.

Right fucking now.

Elon was doing million dollar lotteries to buy votes in swing states and nobody batted an eye. Trump asked his voters to vote one more time and said they’d never have to vote again. If they were this wild publicly I can only imagine the dirt they did in the dark.

John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!