You gonna take him to see Breakdown on Saturday or

lmfao why is baseball like this

This is a very stupid baseball game

Yes I chose a dressing from a specific restaurant in my neighborhood and also u could go fuck urself <3

Bayou Basil Hates Led Zeppelin

That's just another reason to buy those and wear them in public

Why on earth would you post this image?

Forever grateful for the fact that the dude who tried to hard sell me on the Slim Shady LP in high school was also a big ICP fan which meant that I would ignore any of his rap related opinions by default

What I'd actually like is to be legally allowed to beat the brakes off the motherfucker on my block whose alarm keeps going off for no reason but the police are way up their ass about that sort of thing

I think that you should have to pay a monthly fee to have a car alarm. In a perfect world this money would go directly to me but I'd be willing to compromise and have it pay for new bike infrastructure or road maintenance whatever.

This is also a smear dog shit under the door handles situation

As a somewhat reformed idiot I will say that the "I didn't believe he'd actually swing on me until he swung on me" thing is actually extremely fucking common!

I once called the girl I was seeing from the stage during my band's set to have the crowd sing happy birthday to her and I think the only time I did better than that on a bday was getting my wife fifty singles for the vending machine at work when we first started dating haha

This is an indisputable fact (but my old China WBC joint is up there as well)

I got you baby!

lmao

That said I would like to hit more MiLB/indie league games this year so get at me if you like that stuff

I have tried going to a Yankee game exactly once in the last five seasons. Marcus Stroman took a shit on the mound (5ER/0.0IP iirc) under apocalyptic rain. Felt like the universe was telling me that I was on the right track keeping my pretty lil ass at home.

Imagine sitting outside in this weather just to watch the Yankees forget how to hit

As somebody who has only walked into that ballpark once since 2020 I think it's fine

this is fucking perfect

trust me when i tell you this one delivers and you need to watch it

I always went with whichever combo was two gorditas and a taco but threw an extra taco into the mix. Sometimes a Mexican pizza for good measure. Might gotta fuck with this cheesey gordita crunch though.

That's good because I was just thinking about how I haven't had Taco Bell in probably almost a decade so I was planning on maybe getting some Taco Bell soon

In this house we Brian Bruney

I just got a caesar salad wrap because travel/show logistics dictated playing it safe but it was amazing and I wanted to have intercourse with like three quarters of their menu

Big pile of people on stage at a hardcore show in Baltimore, Maryland

Got home from two consecutive Baltimore hardcore shows at 7:15 in the morning with the last leg of the trip home being on Metro North like I'm not an out of shape 45 year old man and I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.

Completely unrelated: you ever eat at Royal Blue? I suggest eating at Royal Blue.

Just woke up in Baltimore, life's alright

Great minds and all that. It's a very good approach to being 19 haha.