Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

1/ 🚨 Conspiracy theories about the 2024 election miss the bigger picture.

The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.

Here’s how they did it... 🧵

Ah, just realised you already have a Y.

Well I can't top that list, but I did see Yes at the lads club in the seventies

Come on #ncfc 3 points today please. Or at least a good performance. I need a boost.

When I saw them on their Thick as a Brick tour at St. Andrew's hall in Norwich, for half an hour or so before the gig started they were 'disguised' in white coats and flat caps showing everyone into the toilets.
I realise this isn't as exciting as your experience.

I was at the first two. Ironically missed the win but did watch it on telly.

I'm thinking the producers of Sky's 'The Day of the Jackal' should have employed the writers of 'Slow Horses'.
It could have been a good series.

This concept of waiting a week between episodes. Who thought that up?

Oops, Darren Anderton is out injured again

ICYMI: Here's my latest analysis piece for the Pink Un.

I looked into the numbers behind Norwich's season so far.

Find out all the top performers in Thorup's squad below. 👇

#NCFC | #OTBC

Good lads 👍

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax then moved his business to Singapore. He's the real victim here.

And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out.

#JeremyClarkson

Ironically, my farmers are playing me up today too.

Thanks for the warning 😉

Yes that was definitely the way it appeared.

On the other place I subconsciously scanned every tweet and if I saw "let that sink in" I immediately scrolled past without reading.
Hope it's not a trend that filters through to here.

I think when they pulled out of signing Yildirin(?) it was an indication that they are taking "injury prone" seriously. Can never allow for someone getting crocked though, it's all part of football.

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I'm on here now for anyone wanting to keep up to date with my analysis of #NCFC.

As you say, we want to replace Xitter, not mimic it. It's social media, not a politics forum.

Because she'll be unavoidably platformed everywhere else and I've already heard enough from her to know exactly what to expect from now on.

Are we sure it's him?

I've blocked, for whatever good it will do. Heard enough from her already to know what to expect. Won't be able to avoid her everywhere else, but definitely don't need it here.

I always thought he was good, even allowing for the perm, but my dad thought he was rubbish. Football eh.

It's all setting up nicely here. Good to have one of my favourite accounts on board 👍

I think this is where I peaked. Been downhill ever since

Haha. I'm at the point where the quicker they throw stuff at me, the slower I go.