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a group of men and women are standing next to each other on a stage and dancing . Alt: 1990s SNL. Mike Myers as Dieter, host of Sprockets, performing a jerky, robotic dance with 4 other male stagehands. All 5 men are dressed similarly to Dieter, who wears tight black pants and a black turtleneck.

Big "Sprockets" vibes.

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Two frames from Star Trek: Voyager of Tuvok in the mess hall, giving the line, "I have grown to respect a great many of you", and then with a bit of side eye, "Others, I have learned to tolerate"

Two frames from Star Trek: Voyager of Tuvok in the mess hall, giving the line, "I have grown to respect a great many of you", and then with a bit of side eye, "Others, I have learned to tolerate"

Tuvok Tuesday announcement

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

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Best news I've read all week!

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It's an entire vibe. Perfect for the occasion.

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I love that background!

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With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. 

The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monsterโ€”a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monsterโ€”a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social.

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The Dude (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski (1998) holding a mary-ja-wana cigarette and saying, "Mind if I do a J?"

The Dude (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski (1998) holding a mary-ja-wana cigarette and saying, "Mind if I do a J?"

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

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What the fuck do you mean water polo players don't ride seahorses?

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I thought it was cheese makers.

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"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

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Yes!!!

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Screen shot of Blueskyโ€™s accessibility settings page, a toggle is turned on for โ€œrequire alt text before postingโ€.

Screen shot of Blueskyโ€™s accessibility settings page, a toggle is turned on for โ€œrequire alt text before postingโ€.

For Disability Pride Month Iโ€™m once again begging for more artists to start considering accessibility and add alt text to your images. It helps low/no vision folks, neurodivergent folks, and more. Plus alt text shows up in searches! Thereโ€™s a toggle in settings so you wonโ€™t forget. ๐Ÿ‘‡

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A description of how to write alt-text, titled with white font on a blue background: "Writing Alt Text." Then, underneath, in various colors: "identify who, expression, description, color, interesting features." Pictured is a capybara, and next to it is text describing the image, an example of how to write alt-text: "A capybara, looking relaxed, in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head "

A description of how to write alt-text, titled with white font on a blue background: "Writing Alt Text." Then, underneath, in various colors: "identify who, expression, description, color, interesting features." Pictured is a capybara, and next to it is text describing the image, an example of how to write alt-text: "A capybara, looking relaxed, in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on top of the capybara's head "

Here is a really good example/guide on writing alt-text that's been going around :)

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I honestly thought that was a promo photo of Danny DeVito from It's Always Sunny.

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Spill

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I'm partial to Quaker Oat Squares, but consider me convinced. Nobody looking that dandy should be ignored.

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100%

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ads peaked in 1891 i guess

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Wow!! Those are beautiful!

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Great headline until the word "Raccoon".

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Has she ever tried *not* being a traitor to her community?

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3 panel pic of Nick Offerman.
1) Just pay me enough to live.

2) Wait, wait. I'm afraid you heard, "pay me enough to survive.

3) What I said was, "Pay me enough to LIVE."

3 panel pic of Nick Offerman. 1) Just pay me enough to live. 2) Wait, wait. I'm afraid you heard, "pay me enough to survive. 3) What I said was, "Pay me enough to LIVE."

Good morning, Skeethearts โ˜€๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

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Ass-terpiece Theatre

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a woman sits on a red plaid couch with her legs crossed Alt: Marisa Tomei is extremely attractive.

The teacher never met Aunt May.

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Both great flicks!

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Wind River was excellent.

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