It's Holemos Friday!

Fine ass flight attendant with a thick mons pubis on an airplane set you wish was a porno.

What's her name tho. That bitch is BAAAAAD.

THE VOTES ARE IN and another official selection for the AIBN BEST PICTURE has been chosen! Congratulations to the cast and crew of #OneBattleAfterAnother, you were the sweetest kernel of corn in a bucket of shit!

#Oscars #AIBNForever

Ed Harris gonna be clappin' cheeks tonight. #Oscars

Fuck me. Didn't realize Conan was back this year. This shit is gonna be worse than Marty Supreme. #Oscars

THE VOTES ARE IN and another official selection for the AIBN BEST PICTURE has been chosen! Congratulations to the cast and crew of #OneBattleAfterAnother, you were the sweetest kernel of corn in a bucket of shit!

#Oscars #AIBNForever

It's almost #Oscar time, just enough time to 1.5× speed through the only listening you need to do to before the show. You don't even need to have seen the movies, @aintitbalenews.bsky.social has you covered.

As always...

Vintage style poster for the AIBN OSCAR FISTCAST showing a mirrored image of Oscar, the statue, looking like a glazed penis.

Civilization may be doomed.... but AIBN IS FUCKING BACK!

5 HOURS. 10 FILMS — the ultimate Best Picture experience!

LET'S FUCKING ROLL! 👊🏾🚬🍹🍿

#AIBNForever #FISTCAST #AnalTraining #GizzmoDelJoto #CasamigosTequila #Oscars

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Vintage style poster for the AIBN OSCAR FISTCAST showing a mirrored image of Oscar, the statue, looking like a glazed penis.

Civilization may be doomed.... but AIBN IS FUCKING BACK!

5 HOURS. 10 FILMS — the ultimate Best Picture experience!

LET'S FUCKING ROLL! 👊🏾🚬🍹🍿

#AIBNForever #FISTCAST #AnalTraining #GizzmoDelJoto #CasamigosTequila #Oscars

aintitbalenews.com/node/6948

open.spotify.com/episode/5YCS...

Thank you, Barry. #AIBNForever

Massawyrm was always a whiny bitch.

Will he be accepting via satellite?

FUCK CHARLIE KIRK. ~ BALE 12:19

Somebody hand that crackhead a lozenge. Shit is embarrassing. Fuck.

I'll get back to prayers after you suck the mayo outta this crucifix, babe.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says wooooo ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says wooooo

Need a kissing booth with her ass in it.

It's DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

Steampunk dyke. What's the big deal?

I don't get the sense that this walking urinal has much value for any one or any thing. She's the mooch friend you can't get to leave—about as talented as she is sexually appealing.

You bitches just can't give George his fucking due, can you?

FUCK THE POLICE. #FreeHaleyJoel

I mean, I get it. All the white power incel bros are tied into the crypto culture, but it's not about the financial opportunities -- it's more about them being dipshit pussy weirdos incapable of human interaction.

Hahaha. This fucking obsession over this boogeyman that kills like 500 hillbillies a year. Who gives a shit.

Born on a farm in rural County Cork in 1890, the great Michael Collins was a towering 20th century hero who founded the Irish Army, became its first commander-in-chief, and never tired of pounding pussy and pint in equal parts.

#StPatricksDay #AIBNHallofProfessionals

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Fight these nuts on your chin, you spineless polyp.

EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER

Real cinephiles be like