To be fair, a gender skeptic like me probably reads as a gender abolitionist to someone who believes in gender this intensely

I think a major reason that men don't gush over kids in public is because they are worried about people like this seeing them as predators

how hard would it be to bring back the functionality of 2013 google in another form?

do you think the worm regrets eating a spice harvester

a shipping sticker with writing on it that says “How many beautiful, kind people have I killed just by paying my taxes”. the word “killed” is in red ink and the rest is black ink

this is all I can think about these days

me: *introducing date to my parents* it’s some kind of desert raisin

im truly sorry to the weekly readers by the way, this comic has been and will always be written for the finished volume. without fail people get down on the comic when i update slower and love it again when i update faster lol

I know you are just quoting, but that is a very prevalent combination of traits

a shitty photoshop of Frank Reynolds on the couch from Seinfeld, he id holding a gun

“so anyways i started sucking & fucking that whole room of thembo beefcakes until i was drenched in cum & about a gallon of pigshit. that was the first time i ordered baklava & let me tell you: the greeks know how to eat ass."

what if jesus was trying to show us we could hibernate like bears

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

[lav mic aquiver as I rise to my theme, audience rapt] but the problem is we’re still on the old paradigm. “Engagement.” and that’s over. done with. cooked. next slide, please
[screen behind me tiles from ENGAGEMENT to JUST POSTING SOME BULLSHIT]
[I cannot be heard over the waves of applause]

Broke: upstairs for coffee
Woke: Netflix and chill
Bespoke: fill in the blanket

for me exhaustion makes me feel vulnerable, and that makes me want support. not necessarily someone to do things for me. more someone who makes me feel at home, or that the exhausting struggle was worthwhile

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

me when most vices: hell yeah thats maybe not healthy but its none of my business at the end of the day

me when gambling: hark! the rot in the very soul of society! we must lance the abscess

I think of it more as a symbiote than a disease. "The Vader fights are good" is a beautiful lie that gets us through hard times. Why burst the bubble?

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

A bag of potato chips with Japanese kid’s character Shin-chan in “sorrowful rice” flavor

Holy shit just a few hours ago I was saying I love potato chips but I wished there was a way they could taste like rice that had experienced great grief and regret

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

adult History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is Latinx, a Native American or part of the deepstate or even someone who has Borderline Personality Disorder. You should reevaluate your adult privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

@dly.bsky.social

I never saw this practice, but my friends did joke about it quite a bit. Rape culture changes a bit with perceived identity, but none of us are immune

I know it's not "true" or "helpful," but I do feel it: if we could get cats to just look at each unhinged politician for long enough, then they would shake themselves out of their stupors, eat a snack, and stop bothering to destroy the world

i gave the fuckers two whole weeks

It's a screencap of Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine aka DS9 played by René Auberjonois he is a Shape shifting security chief on Deep Space Nine and he states to someone " I'm always suspicious of people-"

And he continues with "-who are eager to help a police officer."

me explaining my pronouns; "ok so any but masc most of the time like im ur boy ur bro ur man but like fem if were getting sexy but masc in a friendly way but you can call me girl in like a GIRLLL kind of way but thats it"

me explaining my pronouns to a cishet; "they/them"