A footlong too?

i would probably scroll this account more if so many fartists stop being bitches and got off twitter

This is one of those cartoony traits I absolutely adore 🧡

I love you thissssssssssssss much! *farts out heart*

I can't get over the idea of a character making fart jokes with their own farts. And they're really gassy so they're going to be cracking a lot of jokes. 😳

😳

I like to think that they're known for the sheer size and volume of their farts

Very VERY long......
Can reach a minute no problem, maybe even 2.........or even beyond.......
Sorry I just really love long farts.......

Guys who perform fart jokes with their farts

The cheek lean is everything.............

Depends on how far you wanna go..

Oh yeah, it's international beaver day as well, thought you should know :)

L.P. 5 SOON??????!

Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts
I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them

Please excuse my insane obsession of really long farts
I will continue to talk about them and swoon over them

I don't blame you, I would be too

Look at that buttcrack!!!!! 🧡🧡🧡

They must have some seriously strong and rich gas........ 😵‍💫

Speaking facts....

You think they're long..... 🥺

I think the worst thing is commitment
Most people don't bother with actively trying to actively use an alternative

Nice to know I will always be a walking dollar sign and easily sold to the law for some profit :))))

It's such an amazing feeling......like you wouldn't believe..... 🫠

Yes.
Do it as you talk about how big, round and soft it is.......

Farts should be even longer.

Big.

Mooning is just so peak 🫠

Sleep isn't enough, I also need a REALLLLY long fart from a HUGE butt directly in my face.....y'know?

Bud pointing at the farting butt is very relatable

I really enjoy fart clouds cause they really exaggerate the fart and I like to imagine that it also has a really thick smell as well.

Also I'm kind of a fan of toon physics in lewd stuff....