Trump math.

I now have a bird food budget.

Always important to keep tabs on where the latest instance of gun violence is erupting before heading out to run errands.

Julian's Take 1 of 4 Please stop with the long audio text messages. Dol

| SubwayTakes Uncut Julian's Take 2 of 4 Modern cars are just kind of the worst.

Uncur akes Julian's Take 3 of 4 Conservatives and progressives need to come together, do a non-corporate consensus populist party to join to fight the real billionaire gang agenda villains.

gi SubwayTakes 소스 Uncut Julian's Take 4 of 4 American Zionists get the benefits of white privileged people but talk like they are black people during slavery.

The Strokes' Julian Casablancas on Subway Takes giving his "4 most controversial takes," and I gotta say that one of these is probably a bit more controversial than the others lol youtu.be/r3j2X4kLxTo?...

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Me: Do you think Gritty and Grimace are cousins?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

They are hooooooorny and ready to make baby birdies.

Peggy in Purple Rain shirt

When Bruce Springsteen covered Purple Rain in Minneapolis a few weeks ago, I thought about how Prince would have shown up these past few months.

More recently, I’ve been stuck on his lyric “You can be the President; I’d rather be the Pope.”

awesome job, Norm.
Fuck ICE.

I refuse to normalize the weird way he phrases things.
Also the racism.

Merlin screenshot Savage mn White-throated Sparrow Listen for White-throated Sparrow's sweet, piercing whistles coming from thickets, edges, and wet forests. Red-winged Blackbird Northern Cardinal House Finch Brown-headed Cowbird Common Loon Field Sparrow

Downy Woodpecker American Robin Black-capped Chickadee Northern House Wren Yellow-rumped Warbler Tufted Titmouse

Came outside with intention to let the birds help regulate my nervous system.
Was rewarded with a Loon 🥹

ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.

70 Minnesota children.

Delta Air Lines, who likely flew nearly all of these kiddos out of MSP, could publicly condemn this and end the practice tomorrow, as the airlines did in 2018 with family separation, but it’s easier to stay silent.

If I was him I'd leave. An impossible job with the divided community.

Dear PLSAS Staff and Families, I am writing to inform you that Hopkins Public Schools has formally extended an offer of the superintendency to Dr. Michael Thomas, which he accepted this evening. He will begin his new role on July 1. I am proud of the work we have accomplished together and want to express my gratitude for Dr. Thomas’ service to our district over the past nearly four years. Through his commitment to our students, staff, and families and his leadership in developing our new strategic plan, he has established a strong foundation for the district’s future, upon which we will continue to build. Please join me in thanking Dr. Thomas for his dedication to Prior Lake-Savage Area Schools and wishing him the very best in his next chapter. Sincerely, Amy Bullyan PLSAS School Board Chair

Love to wake up to news the School Board sucks so hard the Superintendent left.

Minnesota Sports cannot be chill. It's the rules.

John Denver lived in Minneapolis for a while.

John Minneapolis never lived in Denver.

The fan behind coach Finch understands it.

It's been a very long day.
I just remembered it started with a student telling me to fuck myself before 10:30 a.m. 🤣

high as shit right now from my completely analog glass dab straw and torch and trying to figure out what the hell i'd do if this process instead somehow involved me pulling on a shitty vape that is also somehow on the the blockchain.

The US Department of Education deliberately focuses on constantly-changing math standards to keep schools from adequately teaching civics and history and suppress academic achievement in lower-income populations.

Bad hospital policy and staffing practices cause so much harm.

Putin has a pee tape

Big rips. I'm glad I found out after I met with a new therapist.

So late! On 4/20? I'm gonna die.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

no weed, no drinking, no babies... it's like these kids are TRYING to tank the economy

looking good sir

happy birthday weed

also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs

1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble

2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed