Let's fill our bellybuttons with spray cheese and rub them together

Yeah, I guess you can say that I have a daddy kink. I really get off on those dad jokes

I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular

In a fair fight I could not beat a Pigeon

I had to take the flat earth position in a debate one time. I couldn’t prove it but I did my level best.

Why does my brain read everyone’s name hear as “Banksy Social “ ?

All Systems No

You buying what I’m selling?

Okay my work here is dumb

And we hit the ground stumbling

'Tainted Love' is probably my favorite song about gonorrhea

I can be anyone I want to be here, a new man!
I chose Abe Vigota

Yo

This is Deans first post on… wait, what is this one called?
Oh , yeah Blue Sky… Blue Sky