The very notion that I am going to fight you, a pigeon, for the very bird seed that I put in the feeder, is simply preposterous.

You know your lunch is sub par when the dog ambles over to see what you're having and goes straight back to the sofa.

Like Elon Musk, without the charm and looks...

So perhaps the secret is to have Nazi arguments on Twitter and keep the funnies for here.

I'll get myself hosed down and be over

Magic, I shall await the garlands being thrown and whatnot.

Howdy.

I've got your back, don't worry. I'm fighting off Nazi apologists over there so you can bask in the sweet air of freedom and peace over here.

Just came over quickly for a breather.

Galling.

Yes.

I guess I should post stuff here too, but it's such a struggle skipping between the two.

Just good old fashioned Essex drizzle up here.

Have you got snow there?

I'm not clear how choosing to eat something different constitutes an act of warfare?

In a limited sense.

Puttin' the D in R2D2.

Phwooaar etc.

Somehow I sneaked through

Agreed.

Incidentally, porn bots are here too.

Your fingers are not how I expected.

What the fuck is an 'invalid handle'???

Alright, Sauron.

Well, you're a pretty little thing, what's yer name?....

Maybe I like the toxic bollocks!

Laughed too soon...

Right, what's all this bollocks then?